Queen/BoRhap Imagines

The Best Things Happen While You're Dancing

"Lets all get absolutely shitfaced! Fred yells, and everyone cheers in response. Fergalicious comes on, and I immediately set down my drink. "Okay okay this is my song..." I slur, getting on top of a table. "YES Y/N!" John yells, he's already had a lot to drink.

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photos

You can see me, you can't squeeze me

I aint easy, I aint sleazy

I got reasons why I tease 'em

Boys just come and go like seasons

Fergalicious

I sing, rubbing my body all over and twerking like no fucking tomorrow. I could see John looking at me hungrily, so I kept going.

But I ain't promiscuous

So if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses

That puts them boys on rock rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

And then a bunch of instrumental stuff came, and I danced around even harder to the song.

At this point, Brian, Rog and John were staring at me hungrily. Along with a bunch of other guys I didn't recognize.

The second verse came in, and I began to sing again.

Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to me, call me Stacy (hey, Stacy)

I'm the F to the E-R-G, the I, the E, and

Can't no other lady put it down like me

I'm fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (ooh-wee)

I put yo' boy on rock, rock

And he be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

And he be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) no other lady put it down like me

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (ooh-wee)

I put yo' boy on rock, rock

And he be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

And again, the in between stuff came. I awaited my "big moment"— which happened to be me rapping the bridge of the song. I'd always refused to do it in front of other people in fear of embarrassing myself, but what the hell. It's not like they'll remember it, right?

"All the time I turn around, brothas gathered round. Always lookin at me up and down lookin at my" I let out a huge moan, "I just wanna say it now, I ain't tryna round up drama, little mama, I don't wanna take your man..." I screamed, and the boys seemed astonished. Brian's jaw dropped, while the rest of them stared wide eyed.

That song shortly finished, and Jailhouse Rock was next. To my advantage, there was a pole elsewhere in the room. I took off my jacket, revealing a purple crop top and leggings.

The warden threw a party in the county jail

The prison band was there and there began to wail

And the band was jumpin, and the joint began to swing

You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing

Lets rock, every body lets rock

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancing to the jailhouse rock

I used my little knowledge of dancing on a pole like that, however I seemed to be good. Considering the boys followed me over there and seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Roger was very smuggly sitting in a nearby chair, hiding behind his classic black sunglasses. I slowly approached him, placing my right hand on the back of the chair, and straddling his hips.

And that's the last thing I remember before waking up. Next to him. Completely undressed.

"Morning, love." I heard Roger say from next to me. "/morning...what happened last night?" I asked, sitting up and immediately feeling the seer of pain hit my head. "Well, you gave us all lap dances and then led me in here. Then—" I cut him off, not wanting any more information. "Did we use protection?" I ask, hoping I wouldn't have to take a morning pill. "Yep." He said, slipping his glasses on and pulling the covers off of him.

"Tea?"