Prank Wars

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Major editing. Might as well read it all over again.

-Noery, 2020

Author:*peeks through the doors* Hey everyone?

Everyone: Yeah?

Author:*comes in* I checked the mailbox and my inbox, weirdly, there are no requests for today.

Hiro:*packs his things* Yep. Alright. Time to go home.

Hiccup:*grabs Hiro* You're not going anywhere.

Author: I was thinking of doing something fun. I was actually planning this for some time.

Hiro:*sits down* I'm listening.

Author: Prank wars.

Eugen: I'm in.

Fishlegs: Me too.

Rapunzel: We're all in.

-At a nearby Forest Park-

Author:*holding a box full of crowns and sashes* When the war is over, there's gonna be a King and Queen, Prince and Princess, and Duke and Duchess. Get ready, fight with your partner, boy and girl. If one player gets pranked, the other can still participate. The last person standing will win for their team.

Hiro: One team will be a team of three since we have odd numbers.

Gogo: Won't one be at an advantage since they are three?

Author: The twins are counted as one.

Everyone:*nods* Fair point.

Author: Yeah. Oh! And Team names. Hiro Hamada. You. Me. Prank Royalties.

Hiro: Cool name. Fist bump. *holds up fist*

Author:*fist bumps* 

Lianne: My baby bro. *grabs Eugen* Team Boy Band Lovers.

Eugen: I don't like boy bands.

Lianne: Team Foodies!!

Eugen: I don't like--yeah let's go with that one.

Honey:*looks at Fred*

Fred:*looks at Honey* Team Science for the win!!! BOOYAH!!!

Honey: Booyah? Okay. BOOYAH!!!

Gogo: Wasabi. 

Wasabi:*flinches* W-what?

Gogo: Team Fast and Furious.

Wasabi: I dig that name.

Merida: Punzie. 

Rapunzel: I pick the name!!! Ooh ohh ohh!! Team Willow!!!

Merida: Willow?

Rapunzel: It's a type of tree. You know. Nature~

Merida: A'ight. Team Willow it is, lass.

Elsa: Jack. Team Saviors.

Jack: Why saviors? Why not Team Icy? Team Frozen conquerors? How about *does the rainbow hand thingy* Team Luna Blizzard

Everyone: What?

Jack: You know 'Luna' for moon then Blizzard.

Author: So Moon Blizzard?

Elsa: Arctic Circle. Final.

Jack:*thinks* Team Arctic Circle. Oh because the moon is a circle! I like that.

Elsa: Yeah, you just think that.

Ze: You two, on my side.

Ruffnut:*points at herself* Us?

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