Ask and Dare us (Big Hero 6, HTTYD and The Big five)

Candy Land

Noery and Hiro:*comes out of a portal each with a bag full of candies*

Everyone:*looks at them*

Merida: Where did you two come from?

Noery and Hiro:*looks at each other* nowhere important.

Hiccup:*sees Noery eating a weird lollipop* what’s that? *points at the lollipop*

Noery:*eating a living lollipop**takes it from her mouth**hides it* Nothing. *eats it secretly*

Eugen: I know you’re lying, Noery. *crosses arms*

Noery: You people make me sick.

Rapunzel: Come on Noery, tell the truth.

Noery: Tell them, Bonehead.

Hiro: Oka-Wait!!! Did you just call me Bonehead?

Noery: Isn’t it obvious?

Hiro: So I won’t tell them. *crosses arms*

Noery: Okay, then no one will know the truth *crosses arms too*

Elsa: Come on you two.

Hiro: Okay!!! We went to Candy land.

Noery: Tattletale.

Tadashi: Hiro, that’s a lie. I thought Aunt Cass raised you well while I was gone.

Noery: We did go to Candy land and it explains the squirming lollipop in my mouth. See *takes the lollipop off her mouth*

Lollipop:*trying to get out of Noery’s grip*

Noery:*puts the lollipop on her mouth*

Everyone:*looks a little weirded out by Noery*

Hiro:*takes a cat-sized Gummy Bear out of his bag**nibbles on its ear*

Eugen:*drooling*

Noery: Hiro, run for your life.

Eugen: GIANT GUMMY BEAR!!!

Hiro: Uh oh *runs*

Eugen: *chases him*

Elsa: Noery, is there chocolate in that land?

Noery:*takes a living chocolate bar from her bag**throws it at Elsa* Here.

Elsa:*catches it**eats it*

Chocolate bar:*screams*

Rapunzel: Poor Chocolate bar.

Noery:*takes the lollipop off her mouth*I’m gonna name you Berry.

Lollipop:*squirming*

Hiro:*comes back holding an unconscious Eugen*

Noery: What did you do? A wimp like you can’t beat up a chubby person like Eugen.

Hiro: Did you just called me a wimp?

Noery: Yeah, like Hiccup.

Hiccup:*walks out*

Hiro: Okay, thanks for the insult and I didn’t beat him up, I was thinking of it but I didn’t do it. He just chased me all over the street until a bus almost hit him and he fell unconscious.

Noery: Okay, and what did you do to retrieve your Gummy Bear?

Hiro:*cries* HE’S DEAD!!!

Noery: Cry baby.

Lollipop:*bites Noery’s finger*

Noery: Ouch!!! *let’s go of the lollipop**chases it*

Lollipop:*gets stepped on by Toothless**screams*

Noery: BERRY!!! TOOTHLESS KILLED BERRY!!! I WAS SAVING HER FOR LATER!!! *cries*

Hiro:*sniffs* who’s the cry baby NOW?

Noery:*sniffs* YOU *smiles*

Elsa: Can we go to Candy Land? Can we? Can we?

Hiro: Okay.

Noery: I don’t see why not?

Elsa: YAY!!! *gets Noery’s snow globe**whispers: Candy Land*

Portal:*appears*

Noery:*pushes Eugen inside the portal*

Everyone:*goes in*

-In Candy Land-

Noery:*climbs a Candy Cane tree* double stripes break easily.

Hiro: I forgot to tell you that this isn’t JUST a Candy Land, were in the Sugar Rush game in Wreck-it-Ralph.

Elsa: That explains the cute lollipop thingies in the boxes.

Hiccup: And this giant Jaw Breaker. *licks it*

Noery: Everyone, start eating. *licks the branch of the Candy Cane tree*

Hiro:*nibbles on another Giant Gummy Bear’s ear*

Eugen:*wakes up on a Giant Jelly ace**licks it* Mmmmm, this must be a dream. Somebody PINCH me.

Noery:*smiles**throws a little jaw breaker the size of Mochi at Eugen*

Jaw Breaker:*splits in half*

Eugen:*falls unconscious again*

Hiro:*stops nibbling* He told you to PINCH him. PINCH!!!

Noery: Yeah, he’ll wake up eventually. *smiles again**hears a munching sound**looks at Jack*

Jack:*eating sprinkles*

Noery: Is that the only thing you ate?

Jack: Nope. I lick everything I see *sees Rapunzel eating a cake**licks her*

Noery:*weirded out**sees a Gummy Bear the size of Baymax**munches on its nose*

Tuffnut:*sleep eating on a jaw breaker*

Noery:*pokes Tuff*

Tuffnut:*slaps Noery’s hand away*

Ruffnut:*licking a marshmallow*

Noery: I think everyone here is weird when they’re licking food.

Everyone:*looks at Noery*

Noery:*raises hands in surrender*

Astrid:*looking at the Nesquik sand*

Fishlegs:*walks to a candy swamp**slides onto it**licks himself*

Noery: I think we got a cat.

Fishlegs:*stops licking himself**looks at Noery*

Noery: Sorry, just forget what I said and please don’t sit on me.

Gogo:*eating a bubblegum bush*

Honey:*licking a candy lemon tree*

Hiccup:*watching Ralph chasing Vanellope* I think we need to get out before they see us.

Noery: Nonsense. Just eat something.

Hiccup: Okay? *sees Baymax**licks him* I think this Giant marshmallow is not food.

Hiro:*stops nibbling* that’s a robot.

Everyone else:*facepalms*

Noery: I think I should say bye now since all this licking is creeping some readers, so bye. *waves*

Everyone:*stops eating, licking and nibbling* bye. *waves**eats again*