Ask and Dare us (Big Hero 6, HTTYD and The Big five)

We're not that drunk

Noery:*comes in* Hey everyone.

Everyone: Hey.

Noery: Do you all remember when you all got drunk and I was the only one that isn't drunk.

Everyone: When?

Noery: Okay, you all don't remember. (It's not a chapter, make this chapter the most votes and I'm gonna make it a chapter before this)

Hiro: I remember.

Noery: Okay.

Hiro: I remember I drove us all home when everyone went to the high way to get their own unicorn. (o.O)

Noery:*facepalms* You were on the backseat stirring a paper plate you doofus!!! I'M the one that drove you all home!!!

Everyone:*snickers*

Hiro: Oh.

Noery: And you were one of those people that wants to get their own unicorn.

Hiro:*blushes* Okay, okay. I'm really drunk.

Noery: I think Tuffnut is the most drunk of all.

Tuffnut: How?

Noery: You almost got hit by a truck because you went to the high way and whispered "I know your secret Optimus Prime"

Everyone:*snickers*

Noery: The second placer is Eugen.

Eugen: I'm not that drunk, am I?

Noery: You kept shaking a pineapple and yelled "SpongeBob!!! I know you're in there!!!"

Eugen: I think you got the point.

Noery: The third placer is Fred.

Fred: How can I get drunk?

Noery: You wandered around the city with a pick-up truck and you brought home a Mexican girl and you went to me and yelled "Dora didn't gave me her map so I got lost", so I went back to where you picked up the girl and I'm the one that apologized for you.

Fred:*chuckles* I think I'm the most drunk. But at least I didn't went to the high way naked.

Noery: No, Snotlout did that. Not completely naked, just on his boxers.

Snotlout:*blushes*

Everyone:*thinking: Snotlout is BLUSHING?*

Noery: Okay?

Honey:*gets her phone* Time for a selfie-AHHH!!! Why is the screen of my phone broken!?! Just great-oh well, I'll buy another one.

Noery: It broke because you put your phone on airplane mode, threw it and you yelled "Transform into a plane you worthless piece of junk!!!"

Honey: Did I really?

Noery: Yup. You were all SO drunk.

Everyone: We're not that drunk!!!

Noery: Mmmm-Hmmm? *crosses arms*

Hiro: Okay, okay, we're all drunk but you're weird when you got drunk too!!!

Noery: When?

Eugen: She doesn't remember.

Astrid: You went in your closet and asked "Am I in Narnia yet?"

Noery:*innocently smiles* I'm not that drunk!!!

Hiro:*sarcasm* Yeah, you WEREN'T.

Noery: At least I didn't ruin the studio's vegetable garden screaming "I HATE FARMVILLE!!!"

Hanna: Who said that?

Noery: You.

Fire:*snickers* At least I didn't goof off when I was drunk.

Noery: You did, Lianne pushed you in the studio's swimming pool and you yelled "Help!!! I'm melting!!! The water is hurting me!!!"

Fire: Oh.

Astrid: How about me?

Noery: You made out with Hiccup. *squeals*

Rapunzel, Fire and Honey:*squeals* HICCSTRID!!!

Astrid:*blushes*

Hiccup:*blushes*

Noery: Awkward.

Merida: How about me?

Noery: Hmmm? I think you're the one that screamed "I'm Katniss Everdeen!!! Fear me or I will shoot your apples!!!"

Merida: Apples?

Noery: Yeah, I memorized the video I took when you all got drunk.

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Noery: Yeah.

Ruffnut: Did I do something stupid when I was drunk?

Noery: Everyone did, you made out with a mace and named him Eret son of Eret.

Ruffnut:*sighs dreamily* Eret son of Eret is MY EVERYTHING!!! How about Legs?

Noery: Uhhhhhh, he got on top of Snotlout and said "I love you Meatlug"

Fishlegs: I-I didn't DO t-that!!!

Noery: For sure.

Gogo: How about me?

Noery: You wore Rapunzel's wedding gown-

Rapunzel: Ohhh, that's why my gown is gone.

Gogo: Okay.

Noery: And you're married to Baymax.

Gogo: WHAT!?!

Noery: You have a ring.

Gogo: I thought someone gave this to me.

Honey: What's the ship name?

Elsa: Gomax? Baygo?

Noery: It sounds like Baygon. (A brand of mosquito repellent)

Elsa: How about Baymago?

Noery: Let's just call it nothing.

Honey: I ship 'NOTHING'!!!

Noery: You don't ship Hiccstrid anymore? *pouts*

Honey: I said "I ship 'nothing'". Baymax and Gogo's ship name.

Noery:*facepalms* I said call it nothing, as in, the ship is NOT real. It's nothing!!!

Honey: Oh.

Olaf:*comes out from Nowhere* Elsa, I think I need a new hand, Eustace used my arm to throw it at Courage to stall.

Elsa: Why did you even go there?

Olaf: I had no idea, and I heard that you all were crazy when you're drunk.

Everyone: Were not that drunk.

Noery: Let's get Olaf to drink guys.

Everyone: Yeah!!!

Noery:*pries Olaf's mouth open and pours a bottle of (I-don't-know)*

Olaf:*hiccups with bubbles coming out from his mouth**sees a pineapple**goes to it**gets a knife*

Noery: Slow down there Snowman, you might kill somebody.

Olaf:*ignores Noery**cuts the pineapple open**looks inside* SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!

Noery: Here we go again.