Introduction

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Jack: Hey guys!!! Jackson Overland Frost here, the King of Pranks *makes a snowball**winks at the readers*

Jack's fangirls: Oh my gosh*fans themselves**breathes heavily**faints*

Author:*looks at the fangirls* Is Jack REALLY that handsome?

Jack's fangirls:*crickets sounds*

Author:*eye twitches* I hate those stupid crickets. *sighs heavily* Hey Pranksters!!! I'm Noery, also known as the call_me_noery here in Wattpad and-*gets hit by a snowball**looks at Jack*

Jack:*leaning on his staff and whistling*

Author:*wipes her face* What did I ever do to you? *takes her shoe off**throws it at him*

Jack:*gets hit* OWWW!!! *rubs his head* IT WAS HICCUP!!! *points at Hiccup*

Hiccup:*snickering with Merida and Rapunzel*

Author:*gets her other shoe* I'll buy a new pair of shoes. Love 'ya babies *kisses her last shoe**throws it at Hiccup*

Hiccup:*dodges*

Rapunzel:*gets hit* Owwww, you hit my nose *rubs her nose* I didn't even do anything. *pouts*

Author:*sighs* At least I hit a person *shrugs*

Rapunzel:*glares at Author*

Author:*glares at the Big Four*

TBF:*looks down*

Author: Hey AGAIN!!! *looks at them*

Rapunzel:*gone*

Hiccup and Jack:*carrying a bunch of snowballs**hides it behind their back**waves awkwardly at Author*

Merida:*in the kitchen eating apples*

Author: -_- Okay, I'm Noery. I'm the stupid Author of this book cause I got bored in the house so I made this book, TADA!!! I love Big Hero 6 and HTTYD and ALL animated movies, I love food and blah-blah-blah. Now to introduce The Big Four.

Jack: I'm Jack-

Hiccup:*pushes Jack away* I'm Hiccup.

Jack:*pushes Hiccup's face* I'm Jack!!! REMEMBER ME FANGIRLS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Jack's fangirls:*still unconscious*

Hiccup:*pulls Jack's hair* Hello.

Merida:*eating an apple**muffled voice* Hi there I'm-*chokes**spits out the apple* Bleh. I'm Merida the Princess of DunBroch.

Rapunzel:*eating a pie**looks at the camera**gets a notepad**writes something*

In the notepad: "Hiiiiii, I'm Rapunzel the Princess of Corona, sorry if I can't talk right now. THIS PIE IS DELICIOUS I'M GONNA DIE!!! :)"

Rapunzel:*smiles with her pie filled mouth*

Author: Is that apple pie?

Rapunzel:*nods*

Author: Remember what happened to Snow Whi-

Rapunzel:*spits out her pie*

Author:*filled with pie bits**in shock**eye twitches* 

Jack:*laughs**puts a pie tin on Author's head* I call it a....'Bits (Peach) Pie'.

Hiccup:*does the Stupid corny joke drum solo*

Everyone:*cricket sounds*

Author:*eye twitches*

Jack:*still laughing**snorts*

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