Swearing and painful sports

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Noery:*comes in* Uhm, guys I got a request. *holds up a letter*     

Hiccup: What is it?

Noery:*opens the letter* 'Noery, do you swear?' I guess?

Hiro: Yeah, she does, remember the chapter 'Fainting, Gummy Bears and scripts' she swore there.

Noery: YOU CHANGED MY SCRIPT!!! YOU PIECE OF-

Gogo:*puts duct tape on Noery's mouth* She swears. She won't do it again. Right Noery?

Noery:*nods**thinking: You pieces of POOP!!! I DIDN'T EVEN SWORE!!!*

Gogo:*takes the tapes off of Noery's mouth*

Noery: -Shit *innocently smiles*

Hiro: Big word for 'not swearing'.

Noery: Shit isn't really a bad word, it's just another term for 'poop'. *snickers*

Lianne: Like 'Holy shit' it would be-

Merida:*eating an apple*

Noery: Holy poop? Like that? *snickers*

Merida:*spits out her apple*

Everyone:*looks at Merida*

Merida: Someone's eating here!!! *takes a bite on her apple*

Noery:*smirks* Poop.

Merida:*goes to the trash can**throws her apple* I lost my appetite.

Noery:*laughs*

Hiccup: What now? We finished answering the request.

Noery:*smiles* F*** you F*** you very, very much!!!

Hiro: Uh. Noery, you swore. Stop it now.

Noery:—-

-Technical difficulties or just maybe Hiro just hacked my account to type these stupid words that I do NOT understand-

Hiro: I did NOT hack you!!!

Fire: Eugen did it. *points at Eugen*

Eugen:*looks at Noery* HI!!! *waves*

Noery:——

-Another technical difficulties because of Noery's bad mouth-

Noery:*pouts* So mean. *crosses her arms**smirks* Eugen made out wit-

-Let's just skip this one before Noery tells you my secret-

Noery: That's not even a bad word. YOU PIECE OF-

-Skip to-

Noery:*pushes Eugen out of the way* Give me that laptop!!!

Eugen:*takes the laptop away**runs*

Noery: OH YOU'RE ON!!! *chases Eugen*

-2 hours later-

Eugen:*stops* Okay *breaths* I'm so *breaths* tired.

Noery: Me too.

Eugen:*sits on a sofa*

Noery: I'm joking, now for payback.

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Noery:*snickers* Sorry for breaking your laptop. And your face

Eugen:*hold his nose* You didn't break my face, just my nose and my keyboard. Now if you'll excuse me, I really need Baymax now. *goes to Baymax*

Noery: What next? Break Hiro's leg or his arm.

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