Author's note: I don'tknow how to title this chapter.This is not a request but it's a random idea by the one and only me XD.
Noery:*goes to the fridge* LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR~ *opens it**hugs a pack of Gummy Bears* You and I were just meant to be.
Hiro:*hugging another pack of Gummy Bears on the other side of the kitchen**looks at Noery*
Noery:*kissing the pack of candy*
Hiro: Awkward.
Noery:*looks at Hiro* Hi?
Hiro: Mmmm, Hmmmm?
Noery: Let’s just go the others.
Hiro: Yeah, before everything gets weirder
Noery:*goes to the studio*
Hiro:*follows Noery*
-In the studio-
Noery and Hiro:*standing there awkwardly while staring at everyone*
Hiccup:*kissing Astrid*
Eugen, Lianne, Hanna and Fire:*silence*
Jack and Elsa:*kissing too*
Tuffnut and Ruffnut:*NOT kissing but wrestling*
Snotlout:*holding his pants*
Honey:*holding a broom*
Hiro: Noery, I think I know what happened to Snotlout.
Noery: I don’t even wanna know.
Fishlegs:*making a new book of dragons with Rapunzel*
Noery: Hey Fishlegs!!! Your dare is still alive!!!
Fishlegs: I don’t get it.
Noery: You dare, that says: ‘I dare Fishlegs to NOT make or force someone to make a new book of dragons’
Fishlegs: Oh.
Noery: Hiccup, burn the new book of dragons.
Hiccup:*stops kissing Astrid* You do it, I’m too busy. *kisses Astrid again*
Noery: That’s why kissing for too long is gross cause it will turn into a make out session.
Hiro: Or maybe s-
Noery:*smacks Hiro* Pervert.
Hiro: I was just suggesting going outside. What’s wrong with you!?!
Noery: Heheh, s-sorry. *blushes* I forgot you’re not one THEM.
Hiro: What do you mean THEM?
Noery: Green minded people, my innocence is already lost and so is Eugen’s, because of SOME PEOPLE.
Fire: It’s not MY fault our topic in school became that.
Hiro: What innocence?
Eugen: It’s a game we made if someone or something that really inappropriate, like something humiliating, seeing something that ruins your childhood, but I never saw one of those things. (Eugen, if your reading this, shut up) Even Noery, but I don’t think Fire saw one either nor Hanna. And our life is 100%, if the thing happens to you, it’s your choice how many percent that’s gonna loose and mine is -10% or something like that.
Noery: There’s two categories Physical or emotional or something. My physical category is -89%? I lost count. And my emotional or I don’t know what you call it is -40% or something like that, because I read a Wattpad story that I really think is a little romantic and funny because of its category and something really inappropriate happened at the last chapter, I don’t want to talk about it and I sort of reported the story. SORRY FOR THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK. I LOVE YOU AND I REALLY REGRETTED WHAT I DID.
Fire: Hmmm, I never really played it with you guys but I think mine is 99% on both categories.
Noery: I think Fire’s categories are -0% because of only one word.
Eugen: My innocence is lost because Lianne kept hugging me and I got my-*shivers* Nevermind. And also, Lianne hugged me 2x more cause Noery made me the bait so she can’t get hugged by Lianne.
Noery: My innocence is lost by only the first word on the book. I lost 50% of it. Now it became a negative.
Hanna:*out of place* What are you guys talking about?
Noery: Okay, forget that topic and what now?
Hiro: Watch the twin talk nonsense?
Everyone that’s chatting: Okay. *goes to the twins*
-Outside-
Tuffnut: Hey Ruff, I didn’t really think that your my sister cause you’re SO ugly.
Ruffnut: I didn’t even know how YOU became my brother. You’re SO stupid.
Tuffnut: Oh yeah? What’s 1-1?
Ruffnut: 2.
Tuffnut: I said minus!!! The answer is 4.
Everyone that’s watching: Uhhhhh...
Noery: Wow, they’re MORE stupid than a 4-year-old
Tuffnut: Am I right everyone? 4?
Everyone:*sarcasm* Right.
Ruffnut: Hey everyone. It’s wrong. That answer is 2 right?
Everyone:*sarcasm again* Right.
Tuffnut: What’s the real answer? 4 or 2?
Ruffnut: They’re both the same number but different languages, right?
Everyone:*silence* Uhhhhh...
Noery: That’s what the title is about cause I don’t get my own writing.
Hiro: I don’t get the minds of stupid people.
Noery: You’re too smart to understand their own language.
Hiro: What?
Noery: I said your cute but REALLY deaf!!!
Hiro: I still don’t get it.
Noery: Okay, I give up now.
Hiro: I’ll just go back.
Noery: Me too.
Hanna, Lianne, Fire and Eugen: Me three!!! Jinx!!! Double jinx!!! Triple ji-
Hiro and Noery:*slap their mouths*
Noery: Okay, I still got no ideas for this stupid book, I don’t even know why people LIKE my sucky story and my stupid chapters.
Hanna: But, I like your book.
Eugen: Me too. It’s childish. But fun
Fire: Yeah, because I can see Tadashi every day. *sighs dreamily*
Lianne: And have a wonderful room.
Noery: Really? Just because of that?
Fire: Yup.
Noery: I got no more ideas, I’ll just end this. Bye.
Everyone:*hugs Noery* Please don’t leave this book!!!
Noery:*getting crushed* I-I didn’t s-say I-I’ll end i-it permanently. J-just this chapter
Everyone:*lets go* Oh, sorry.
Noery: It’s okay and please call Baymax. *faints*
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Ask and Dare us (Big Hero 6, HTTYD and The Big five)
RandomStarted in May 29, 2015 by a 13-year-old Noery. She lived her life like she was in a book and this was the result. Fictional, the characters may be but a part of them resides in our hearts forever. We were once kids. I was once a kid. I dreamed. I l...
