Author's note: This chapter is REALLY long, and I hope you don't mind it for being long. Also, the words are approximately 5,863 accounted for.
Noery: Hey there Pranksters, uhm one of the readers dared me to make a chapter full of bloopers since every chapter I made, only has 5 bloopers.
Hiro: And in this chapter, we're gonna have-
Everyone: 30 bloopers!!! YAY!!!
Noery: Even if you don't like this, at least I can make a reader happy for doing her dare.
Hiro: Now onto-
Everyone: The first one!!!
Hiro: -_- Please stop taking my lines.
Noery: Don't mind Hiro, and here's Blooper #1
-Blooper 1-
Noery:*singing in the karaoke* I hopped of the plane at L.A.X with a dream in my Cardigan, welcome to the land of fame excess, am I gonna fit in?~
Hiro:*takes the broken microphone**sings HORRIBLY and LOUDLY, times two since the microphone is broken* I JUMPED IN THE CAB HERE I AM FOR THE FIRST TIME, LOOK TO MY RIGHT AND I SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!!~
Microphone:*starts a DEAFENING static-like sound*
Hiro:*covers ears*
Noery:*didn't cover her ears**in shock**eye twitches*
Hiro: Sorry.
Noery:*hears a muffled voice**looks at Hiro* WHAT!?!
Hiro: I SAID SORRY.
Noery:*hears nothing* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Hiro:*sarcasm* Great.
-End-
Noery:*sarcasm* Well isn't that a GREAT blooper. *glares at Hiro*
Hiro:*raises hands in surrender* At least you can hear now.
Noery: I've been reading your replies for 3 MONTHS!!!
Hiro: Calm down, the past is in the past.
Noery:*eye twitches*
Hiro:*nervous* Well *flashes a fake smile* Let's go onto the next blooper before anything happens.
-Blooper 2-
Tuffnut:*runs down the stairs* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME~
Ruffnut:*chasing Tuff* YOU NITWIT!!! I WISH YOU FALL OFF THE STAIRS!!!
Tuffnut: That will never ha-*slips on a floor mat**falls off the stairs*
Noery:*runs to Tuffnut**kneels down next to him**in a sweet voice* Are you okay?
Tuffnut:*sits up* Yeah, I'm okay.
Noery:*looks at Tuff**raises an eyebrow* Don't be such a feeler, I was talking to Mr. Shiny the Floor.
Hiro:*goes to Noery* Did Tuff hurt Mr. F!?!
Noery: He's fine. Tuff, next time be careful, you're lucky Mr. Floor forgave you.
Tuffnut: -_- Thanks for caring.
Ruffnut:*laughs* I should wish more often.
-End-
Noery:*tying Hiro to a chair* That's for calling me deaf while I can't hear.
Hiro: WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?!
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Ask and Dare us (Big Hero 6, HTTYD and The Big five)
RandomStarted in May 29, 2015 by a 13-year-old Noery. She lived her life like she was in a book and this was the result. Fictional, the characters may be but a part of them resides in our hearts forever. We were once kids. I was once a kid. I dreamed. I l...
