Flirting, insults and poems

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Everyone:*secretly reading her Wattpad account notifications**laughs*

Noery:*comes in* Hey- *sees everyone laughing* What's so funny?

Hiro:*laughs* Your dare is gonna be priceless!!!

Noery: What dare?

Eugen:*falls off the couch**holds his stomach**bursts out laughing*

Astrid: You gotta flirt with- *bursts out laughing* I....can't....d-do IT!!! I'm...gonna....DIE!!!

Tuffnut:*laughing* What am I laughing at? *looks everywhere**goes outside*

Hanna: Noery's gonna flirt with Tuffnut.

Noery: WHAT!?! Tell me this is a joke.

Eugen: It is-

Noery:*sighs in relief*

Eugen: -not.

Noery: NO!!! *thinking: YOUR GONNA WISH YOU WERE NEVER BEEN BORN YOU PRANKSTER!!!* (This is just a joke)

Fire: Just do it, you made me kiss Hiro.

Noery: When did your kiss with Hiro became connected with flirting?

Fire:*walks out*

Noery:*sighs* Okay, just get him.

Tuffnut:*comes in* I'm right here.

Noery: And DON'T ever film this or your camera's gonna go down the drain.

Lianne:*readies her camera*

Noery:*sees Lianne**gets her camera**throws it in the toilet*

Hiro: You said drain, not the toilet

Noery: They both are in the Rest room, right?

Hiro: Nevermind. Just start.

Noery:*sighs heavily* Okay, hey Tuffnut?

Tuffnut: Yes my love?

Noery:*ticked off* OH THAT IS IT!!! *punches Tuff*

Tuffnut:*holds his nose* Your worse than my sister!!!

Noery: I'll take that as a compliment.

Hiro: You don't hurt him!!! Cause you need to flirt with him!!!

Noery:*pouts*

Hiro: No choice Noery.

Noery:*groans in frustration**thinking: Your lucky cause I don't want to ruin your face*

Eugen: Take 2!!!

Noery: Okay, okay. Don't use pet names on me cause I'm gonna ready my broom.

Tuffnut:*holding a handkerchief over his nose* Okay.

Noery: Hey Tuff?

Tuffnut: Yes?

Noery: Did you fell from heaven?

Tuffnut: Why? Because I look like an angel *bashes eyelashes profusely*

Noery: No.....Ew........Because you look like you did. Come on!!! Look at you!!! I don't even want to start off with your toes!!!

Everyone:*snickers*

Hiro: I don't think this is flirting. And good cause you didn't hurt him-yet.

Noery: But. I'm not even flirting with him!!! YET!!! I was just offending him.

Tuffnut: Thank you for that really hurtful insult.

Noery: Don't mention it.

Everyone:*facepalms*

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