Never Enough Winstons |The Outsiders|

Your Brother, Your Sister

- So after The Scandal™

- Darry decided there needed to be some ground rules

- Dallas agreed, and these two dragged Pony and Hannah into the Curtis house living room at ten in the morning

- "So uh.....why are we here?"

- "We're here because you're fucking my sister."

- Darry chugs his third coffee of the morning

- "I remember what it was like being your age...but!"

- Darry is pretty much doing all the talking, Dallas is just sitting there snickering

- Pony's face is so red, he's about to have a heart attack

- At least Steve isn't here

- Hannah is trying to zone out by imagining the ways she will murder her brother when this is over

- "I'm not mad at you two for having sex, I think sex can be a very beautiful thing-"

- "That's bullshit, sex is what you do when you're bored, drunk, horny, or all of the above."

- "Darry's not mad, but Dal is pissed." - Hannah

- Even though Dallas pretends he doesn't care, he and Darry came up with a list of do's and don'ts

- This also ends up being a Parenting Tips with Darry™

- That means Dallas also got a lecture about school, cutting back on drinking, etc

- Darry pretty much just became a Social Worker

- Dallas just wanted Hannah alive and not pregnant

- Darry is trying to raise the bar

- Pony and Hannah are not allowed to

- Stay out past 11:15 pm

- Bedroom door must stay open

- PDA is a no-no

- Sex altogether was a no-no until Dallas started laughing again

- "They're horny. You really think your rule is gonna change that?"

- Instead, Pony and Hannah aren't allowed to have unprotected sex

- Darry and Dallas have made a deal that if Pony asks them for condoms, they can't get mad or ask any questions

- They literally grilled Pony for a solid twenty minutes

- Now it's Hannah's turn~

- "If Pony does anything to make you uncomfortable you have my full permission as his legal guardian to punch him in the face."

- Pony just gets really sad for a second

- I would never purposefully make her uncomfortable!"

- Poor guy is so offended :(

- And Hannah's just sitting there like

- "Okay, got it. Use a condom and only have sex when the house is empty."

- Darry has so many grey hairs and Hannah is not helping

- Dal is lowkey kinda proud

- Pony would rather die than continue this conversation

- So Dallas just stands up, claps Darry on the back, grasp Hannah, and leaves

- "Good work Dar, think we're done here."

- They leave and Darry just yells

- "I take it back! No sex at all!"

- Thank god the house was empty