Never Enough Winstons |The Outsiders|

Hit The Road(eo)

- Buck helps raise quarter horses for rodeos

- He also helped Dallas get a gig as a jockey for the Slash J's

- Dallas is really good at it and likes the money it brings in

- Buck just really loves horses

- So these two throw Hannah in the car and drag this girl to her first rodeo

- "This ain't my first rodeo"- Buck in an exaggerated southern accent

- "No, it isn't. It's mine" - Hannah

- Getting there was difficult

- Because none of these dumbasses ever remember to wear their seatbelts

- Going 90 miles an hour down the highway to get to the rodeoground

- Blasting Elvis (Winstons' choice)

- "C'mon Dal, it's my car!"

- "Eyes on the fuckin' road man, passenger picks the music!"

- Gagging when the Beach Boys come on

- They aren't tuff™ enough for Dallas Winston

- Everything was fine

- Until a rabbit hops on the road and Buck slams the brakes

- Dal almost breaks his nose on the dash

- Buck headbuts the steering wheel

- Hannah nearly went through the windsheild

- Dallas's arm was the only thing holding her back

- They all sit there for a solid minute

- Then Buck starts driving again

- Lots of yelling

- "You're fucking stupid, you nearly went through the windshield!"

- "Dallas! Don't call your sister stupid!"

- "What are you, my mother?"

- "That's low, Dal. We both know our mother wouldn't give a shit."

- Alas, they arrive in one piece

- It's like showing up to a family reunion and pretending your mom didn't threaten to beat you with a windshield wiper on the way there

- Dallas leaves to go get ready

- Mans came here to win

- Buck takes Hannah to see the horses and feed them carrots

- "This one's Elliot, he was born in May just like you!"

- He's a lanky little foal who just lets kids pet him

- Elliot tries to eat Hannah's hair

- So Buck gives her his cowboy hat :)

- It's too big and keeps sliding down

- "You have a fat head."

- "I'm also your ride home."

- There's a petting zoo and Hannah chases Buck around with an angry chicken

- Buck yells at her to "Stop playing with your food!"

- Kids burst into tears

- Then the main events start

- Cherry waves to Hannah as she walks by

- She's confused and waves back

- Buck and Hannah eat roated peanuts while Dallas competes in steeplechase

- He wins second place and twenty dollars

- The three of them are just walking around having a grand old time

- But the rodeo gets boring and too many socs show up

- So they head to DQ in Windrixville

- Unforunatly, the Winstons seem to have awful luck with running into people...

There's going to be a part 2, so don't you worry. In the meantime, feel free to comment and vote, and even leave a comment about what you would like to read about next. Lova ya! <3