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D A V E
"Yo babymama now where you are shordy?" I said smirking
"Now Dave like I will fucking slap the hell out of you when I see you if you keep calling me that fucking word nigga" Chanel said aggressively
Now you are probably wondering if Chanel and I have came to an agreement on if we will keep the baby or do an abortion. Our mothers were making good points about keeping the baby and also abortion so we decided to keep the baby. Chanel and I already know our life will definitely change for the better and I think I might like it, to be honest.
"Damn now who pissed in yo fucking cereal today and shit, huh?" I said laughing
"You know what I am not finna do this shit with you so goodbye asshole" Chanel said loudly
"WAITTTT now I am just playing mama like damn now did you eat cuz you are acting grumpy as hell today" I said crossing my arms
"Yes I did eat nigga now what do you want boy?" Chanel said with an attitude
"I can't check on my babym-.... I mean the mother of my beautiful child to see how she is doing and where she is at right now" I said shaking my head
"Mmhm sure but I am doing fine now I'm running errands with my mom" Chanel said eating
"Tell our mom that I said hey but I will see you at yo house tho cuz I'm finna take a nap in yo bed honestly" I said yawning
"Please don't start yawning cuz I'm finna get sleepy and shit" She said laughing
That's when I did a fake yawn to be petty then she started yawning on the phone.
"I hate you but Nicki is there watching the kids so watch out for her cuz I honestly don't like her, to be honest" Chanel said
"Now Chanel like have you gave that girl a damn chance and shit?" I said crossing my arms
"She gives me bad juju and I'm the only one that feels it and shit but I'm just gon mind my damn business right now" Chanel said
"Lord Chanel please but I'll see you when you get home tho" I said with a chuckled
"Fuck her but okay now I love you asshole" She said laughing
"I love you too BABYMAMA" I said hanging up
That's when I felt my phone vibrate which made me look down at it to see that it was a text message from Chanel. I started laughing because I already know she probably cussed me out through text messages now.
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