Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)

The Halloween Party

With Andy's blessing, I grow closer to Elisa each day. On September 22nd, she asks me what day it is. "It's September 22nd," I tell her. On the day it storms, we talk about the storm. Then on Halloween, things get serious.

"My friend Meagan is having a Halloween party at her house tonight, and I need to invite some friends," she says. "Will you go?" "Yeah, sounds dope!' I reply, trying to hold in my excitement.

I decide to buy a creepy costume for the party - after all, it is Halloween. When I arrive at the party, I see the Plastics, dressed in some revealing costumes. Andy's dressed as Thor, Brendon is the Incredible Hulk, and Gerard is just wearing a white sheet - just the sheet, nothing else.

"Um, Gerard? What are you supposed to be?" Brendon asks. "I'm a ghost, duh!" Gerard shouts from under the bedsheet. He looks over to the other side of the room, where Pete and Mikey Way are dancing together.

"Mikey Way is looking fine tonight," Gerard sighs. Pete glares at Gerard angrily from across the room, protectively placing an arm around Mikey.

"He's your brother, Gee!" I gasp. "Yeah, but he's my younger brother," Gerard explains. "See, you have your older brothers, and your younger brothers, and... that's not right, is it?"

"It's really not," Brendon agrees. "Patrick, why are you dressed so scary?" "It's Halloween," I say, awkwardly looking at my vampire costume's fake blood and fangs.

"I'm going to go get some drinks. You guys enjoy yourselves!" Andy exclaims, heading to the punch table. He grabs a drink, but then, he approaches Elisa.

Holy smokes, he's going to talk to Elisa for me!

I listen as Andy says something to her. "Hey, Elisa, you know Patrick Stump, right?" Elisa blushes. "Oh yeah, the new kid, right? He's cute." Holy smokes, she thinks I'm cute!

"Yeah, well, don't tell him I told you this, but he's got a huge crush on you," laughs Andy. "It's so adorable, you know. He writes your name all over his notebook."

What the heck? That's not true!

Andy continues telling Elisa embarrassing rumors about me, saying, "Yeah, he even has a shirt that says I Love Elisa, and he wears it under all his clothes. And I'm not saying he's a stalker, but he kept one of her used tissues and told me he's going to do some kind of Illuminati ritual with it to make you like him."

"What?" Elisa gasps, staring at me in horror. Humiliated, I run over to Pete in tears. "You were right," I cry. "Andy's horrible. I'm sorry, Pete."

Pete stares at me sadly, and we exit the party together. As we leave, I see Andy kissing Elisa. "It's not your fault," Pete sighs. "We need to go find Hayley."

We walk across the street to Hayley's house, where we find her curled up watching horror movies in her basement. "Patrick? Pete? What happened?" she asks us.

"Andy humiliated me in front of Elisa," I manage to choke out. "He's a life ruiner. He ruins people's lives."

"He ruined my life, too," Hayley sighs. "But now, we can plan revenge." "Revenge?" I gasp.

Pete nods. "Yes, Patrick. Revenge. Andy Hurley ruined our lives, and now we shall ruin his."

"I'm on deck," I decide. "What's the plan?"