Dating Yosemite Sam would include

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Requested by @toon_gIrl, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

•  Hearing about Bugs all the time

• It gets tiresome 

• Giving up on a normal life

• Dates to saloons, rodeos and square dancing

• of course, having to deal with his famous temper

• you always manage to calm him down

• Either from talking or just your presence

• You always manage to calm him down and make him smile once again

• You're like his own personal therapist

• He'll never admit it but he desperately craves your attention

• Bugs teasing him about you

• he'd resort to violence but you convinced him Bugs is just jealous

• Him standing on boxes usually to kiss you

• him being protective and even pretty jealous

• Wearing his hat sometimes

• He acts like it annoys him but he secretly loves it

• Him actually being sweet once you get to know him

• Finding out the hard way that he's a less than perfect house guest

• Also finding out he's great at karaoke

• helping him feed the cats and getting to pet them (new Looney tunes version)

• Whether you like it or not, dating him meant signing up to be part of his get-rich-quick-schemes

• Telling how you admire him is basically how to win his heart

• Honestly though

• sticking with him even though he's famous for making bad decisions

• Though he just calls it "sticking to his guns"

• having a little talk with him about how animal cruelty is outlawed now

• Even if Bugs can be a pain

• He's very small but that doesn't mean he's not tough

• That comes In handy

• unless you want him to lift something too big, that's just asking for trouble

• You're basically like the only person he'll ever listen to

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