❤𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈❤

Pepe le pew #6

Requested by @LVaccarella978 thanks for requesting! Hopefully this is what you wanted 💖

"Oh, Pepe" You said in a singsong voice as you approached him with a large grin on your face, trying to hide your excitement.

"Oui my darling, sweet angel? My absolute goddess of perfection?" He answered in a sultry tone as he inched closer to you.

"Oh, shut up, you!"

"What? I thought i was most enticing, no?"

"Uh, no. Anyways, back on subject, seeing as it's your birthday..."

"You are going to give me birthday kisses instead of birthday bumps?" He giggled hopefully and fluttered his now freakishly long eyelashes at you.

"Nooooooo, way off course. Seeing as it's your birthday, i decided to make you something to remind you of home" You smiled and felt all fuzzy inside at the thought of you being so thoughtful, forgetting how rude he was to interrupt you.

"You made me escargot?" He gasped.

"Eww, no! I made you crepes!" You giggled and smiled widely.

"YOU DEED? AAAHHH, how can i ever thank you?" He responded cutely.

"Well eating them is all that would make me happy, now gimme a mo" You rushed to the kitchen where the pancakes were sitting to cool and you couldn't hide your joy as you handed them to him. You were shocked as his expression was one of horror instead of appreciation.

"What's wrong?" You asked in confusion.

"(y/n)" He put his paw on his forehead and stepped back like he just saw something disturbing that he needed to recover from. "WHAT ees zat?!?" 

"What? It's your crepes! What's wrong with them?" You wondered as you took a bite to see if they tasted alright. They tasted great so you didn't know what his issue was, though he never even tried them.

"Those are not crepes, they are too theeck! They are pancakes! I must seet down" He said as he dramatically threw himself on the couch.

You rolled your eyes at him as he was being a massive drama queen. "Oh shut up! They're great! Taste them and see!"

"Non! I can't! I told you before! They are too theeck! Eet ees, eets...eets how you say, a-bomb-in-a-bubble!"

You looked at him with wide eyes and you suddenly let out a loud laugh as you threw back your head. "It's what? What did you just say? Pepe, it's abominable!" You laughed.

 "Yes, that ees what i just said!"

"No, what you said was, a-bomb-in-a-bubble!" You giggled and put your arm around him. 

" I do not know what you're talking abo... " Before he could finish his sentence, you shoved a crepe down his throat, which he now seemed to be munching in pleasure. "Mmm, zey are not so bad after all!"

" See? I told you so " You smiled warmly as he sat closer to you. "Happy birthday, Pepe"