Our Darkest Hours

XII

(Apparently the bobux van is canon-)

[No one]

The Main World was definitely more quiet after The Lead Admin Ozinelle's death. Dream had to admit that. He was currently standing next to the public hospital, which seemed to be closed.

He let his glare run around the surroundings as he waited for Techno to come. He noticed a little park with a sandbox. In the sandbox there was a brewing stand.

"Are the children doing drugs?" He muttered under his breath.

"Yep! I put that there for that purpose!" A feminine voice snapped him out of his thoughts.

He turned around to see a van next to the park. The van was yellow and blue-ish. It had ice cream banners and inside he saw a sign that said 'PinkimpiLaama's IsCream truck'. Inside was standing a boy with brunette hair and green-ish eyes. He was wearing a terrain green hoodie and black cap. In front of the van was standing a short brunette with half long and half short hair. They had dark brown eyes and pink cap. Their hoodie was green and it had a smiley face and different Dream Smp quotes. They also had black shorts and light purple shoes.

"You want the children to do drugs?" Dream wheezed. He was obviously joking and so were they - at least he hoped so.

"I mean, we just sell free bobux here," They shrugged.

The brunette boy just pulled out an emerald and bonked their head. "Oof!" They yelped and turned to face him. "Mitä helvettiä? Älä bonkkaa mua!" They exclaimed as he threw the emerald to Dream. (What the hell? Don't bonk me!)

"Hiton Dream stan!" The boy said to them while Dream examined the emerald, which was named 'Bobux'. (Fucking Dream stan!)

"Mä katon vaan Dream Smp:tä! Älä kuttu mua Dream staniks!" They exclaimed to him. (I just watch Dream Smp! Don't call me a Dream stan!)

"Mä heitän sua sukalla!" He answered and pulled out a sock. (I will hit you with a sock!)

"Ei!" They exclaimed and run behind the van to hide. (No!)

"Uh, excuse me. What is this exactly?" Dream broke their conversation and looked at both of them behind his mask.

"It's free bobux," The boy answered and the other one nodded behind the one with a smirk on their face.

"What does it do?" Dream asked again and turned to look at it.

"We don't know. We aren't even real," The one behind the truck answered. Dream snapped his glare up and realized that both of the brunettes had disappeared and the van looked abandoned.

He looked around and was jumpscared by the familiar monotone voice. "What are you doing?"

"Techno! You scared the shit out of me!" Dream exclaimed and looked at his friend. He hadn't seen Techno walking there.

"What are you holding?" Techno looked at the free bobux that Dream was still holding. Dream looked dumbfounded under his mask. How was the free bobux still there if the duo had disappeared?

"I- Don't know. Apparently it's a free bobux," Dream admitted. He was actually pretty confused.

"Oh. So those two are still doing it?" Techno sighed, making Dream tilt his head. "What'd you mean?" He asked from the pinkette.

"Around 2018 when Error appeared, many groups of different magic users appeared out of nowhere. They began setting up their own shops around the place. Most of the shops are hidden away, but these two siblings decided to just yeet away the container that was here and drove their truck here. After driving over some children, who sadly respawned, they got in trouble for causing a huge lag in the system. They disappeared and now here's only the free bobux van. Sometimes people say that they have seen them here giving away bobux," Techno explained.