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Incorrect Quotes But it's just the bad ends

Listen I have so many of this, mainly of bad ends, so mine as well use them 

Note: I ended up changing Corrupted Gamer's name to Gamer Over for backstory and fitting reasons so yeah- 

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Bipper: is something burning?

Beast Wirt: just my love for you

Bipper: Beast Wirt, the toaster is on fire

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Bipper: Wirt was banned from the chicken shack so we had to get out of town to get some

Beast Wirt: well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it

Bipper: Beast Wirt, you ate a chair

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Bipper: how many kids do you have?

Beast Wirt: biologically, emotionally or legally? 

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Bipper: go to hell

Beast Wirt: crying I wish I could 

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Bipper: Welcome, fellow idiots! 

Beast Wirt: Hello Bipper

Bipper: no, no, not you, you're not an idiot 

Beast Wirt: you underestimate me

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Bipper: holding a bottle is this whiskey or perfume?

Beast Wirt: chugs the whole bottle it's perfume 

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Bipper: so what's for dinner?

Beast Wirt: starting at the Burt food regret

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Bipper: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why

Beast Wirt: only if you also don't ask pulls out 7 pristine skulls take your pick 

Bipper: ........

Beast Wirt: .......

Bipper: this one is fine 

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Bipper: standing with there back turned I've been expecting you, Beast Wirt 

Beast Wirt: how did you do that without turning around?

Bipper: ... to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that were not you

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Gamer Over: you're right

Bipper: that's.....that's an undulating phrase for you. Did you just learn that? 

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Gamer Over: look left cause you don't treat me right

Evil Morty: look right because you left 

Mirror Domino: looking up cause you let me down 

Bipper: looking down cause you fucked up 

Cyclock: what is wrong with you guys? 

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 Gamer Over: I'm an idiot

Evil Morty: .....