Because I'm done With The Ask or Dare bullshit now, I've decided to continue the chaos but with this!
Basically this will contain everything I did love about the ask or dare series book (Ex: Skits, Vines, Other shitpost-) and maybe I'll do some QnA...
Just something I did for fun, I decided to do Roadkill/Hayden cause....well at the time of posting this it's his birthday....so enjoy this 17 year old snake demon traumatizing Shade-
Clockwork: BROTHER!!!
Roadkill: lying in bed, covering his face with a pillow NO!
Clockwork: get the fuck out of bed birthday boy
Roadkill: fuck my birthday, in a year, I'll be an adult and go through a painful 5 minute demonic puberty and I'm not into that
Clockwork: not even a party? ....or cake?
Roadkill: cake is not gonna take away my trauma
Clockwork: can I at least give you my gift?
Roadkill: takes out the pillow if it makes you leave faster
Clockwork: Ok! Brings in a kidnapped Shade enjoy! Leaves
Roadkill: .......slowly gets up....smiles oh brother you should have
Shade: ...hey, Hayden buddy! Listen we can...try to talk about this we are the same After all... demon royals... right dear old friend?
Roadkill: ...puts tape on his mouth ha! Friend....how pathetic
(Welp you know the drill)
Roadkill: lift his head up I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am
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Roadkill: I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am
Roadkill: let's go stop, what the hell are you taking about? Laughs and slaps him Get my pretty name out of your mouth...we are not the same with or without
Shade: muffles
Roadkill: dont talk, bout me like how you might know how I feel, top of your world, but your world isn't real...your world an ideal....
So go have fun, I really couldn't care less and you can give them my best but just know-
Roadkill:holds up an apple I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am
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Roadkill: I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am
Roadkill: Goes up to his face I don't want press to put your name next to mine, we're on different lines so I wanna be nice enough, puts the apple in front of him they don't call my bluff cause I hate to find articles, articles, articles, rather you remain unremarkable pushes him off interviews, interviews, interviews, when they say your name, I just act confused
Did you have fun? I really couldn't care less and you came give them my best but just know-
Roadkill: steps on Shade and pulls him by the hair I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am! Smirks and hist his head against the wall I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am....drops him
Shade: takes out the tape and breaths what the hell!?
Roadkill: ...I'm sorry
Shade: what?
Roadkill: ...laughs I don't think I got your name.... grabs him by the collar and pulls him close I'm sorry, I don't think I got your name!
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Roadkill: slams him to the floorI'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am! I'm not your friend, or anything damn! You think that your the man, I think therefore I am!!!
...so he's gonna beat the shit out of him for the rest of the time I guess....anyways happy b day or whatever Hayden...roadkill...idk anymore at this point
