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Villain Meeting...Except It's Hayden's POV

Villain meeting, or dinner party I guess.....but this time with Hayden....for the first time...

Hayden: on stage.....clears his mic I'm actually quite quiet of stage, a lot of people don't realize that uhhh.... I was at a dinner party recently! bunch of people (The Villains) that I don't know....one possem talking plenty for everyone-

Zim: me My self right? brighter than I! and then my self, me me! I couldn't tell this one about I bla bla bla about my self and me ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden: sitting at the other end .........beware of the me monster....

Hayden: so I tried to jump in with a little story, I don't wanna just sit there all night, and when I'm done with my story this guy goes:

Bill Cipher: that ain't nothing 

Hayden: .....huh, didn't mean to waste everybody's time....with my nothing story....here! let my brother speak! points at Clockwork he's back with tales of Villainy! 

Hayden: story ain't nothing.....maybe it wasn't, cause I made the mistake of trying to tell the story of how I got a Tatto at the age of 10 by accident.....and I learned a lesson: DON'T ever try telling a Tatto story, cause you ain't going no where....before tatto's, your time traveling brother is gonna parachute in and cut you off in the past-

Clockwork: Punches past Hayden in the face HAULT! HAULT WITH YOUR ACCIDENTAL TATTO TALE! 

Hayden: You will never complete one, trust me! I'm trying to tell my story- 

Hayden: you know I got a tatto by accident once when I was young....I was like 10-

Tord: I was 8 when I got a tatto

Hayden: oh ok-

The Beast: No 5, no 4, I was 4 when I got mine by force... my mother carved it into my skin with her bare claws, there was blood on my back and arms, even my mouth, it was blood, I WAS A BLOODY TREE! No amount of therapy can fix that, I had to eat moon roses to heal properly that afternoon! (ok wtf is wrong with your mom-) 

Hayden: ...... give him the blue ribbon upon his chest.....that lnocks the socks off my tatto tale....

Hayden: that's why I have a social fantasy, I wish I was one of the 7 Fates of Bad Endings, who have been in the underworld....they must love knowing they can be anybody's story when ever they want.... they can sit back quietly at a dinner party while some other person, some me monsters, doing his thing and let him go....let him run with the line while you'd be quiet..........let him have his moment-

Tord: Yeah I'm a big traveler, I have my army on I've got a gobal inter prize I've gotta check, you know driving the autobahn cause I- ( I stop understanding what he says at this point sooo I'm just gonna put bla for the whole thing at this point-) bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla insert weird noises growl noises here global inter prize back with the growls....at this point he's like an animal...probably drunk- 

Hayden: smirking......I've been to the underworld....

Bill Cipher: well you have the floor underworld walker 

Hayden: you know you mentioned driving the autobahn that reminded me....once I riding in the Valley of Dismantle....in a heard of shamuri's! and I too was worried about where we were till I remembered-

Abaddon(Asmodeus but just renamed): .....

Hayden: wait- WAIT! WE ARE THE ONLY ONES IN THE VALLEY!! laughs 

first time meeting your adopted brother's villain group....well could have been worse-