Drum roll Bad Ends And Allies! Please welcome back to the stage! curtains open up H333333NRY THE GLITCH MIMIC!
Cheers
H3NRY: ay! Thank you, thank you! Takes the mic It's a pleasure clears throat
H3NRY: a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arms, and says "a beer please! And one for the road!"
The bad ends: laugh
Evil Morty: oh my dear King, Not again
H3NRY: how do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince!
Bad Ends: Laugh again
Evil Morty: long sigh
H3NRY: the droid was excited by the meal I cooked him, until he took a byte!
Bad ends: still laughing
Evil Morty: H3NRY! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU!!!
H3NRY: do people in Hawaii allow loud laugher? Or only a-lo-Ha?
Bad ends: laugh
M0R+Y: dying of laugher, slamming his hands on the table
Evil Morty: You're reaching all-time lows
H3NRY: a garden Party? Lettuce turnip the beat!
Bad ends: laugh
M0R+Y: slams his table again and it breaks
Evil Morty: . . . You've reached a new low
H3NRY: hope you've enjoyed the show so far! This next one is about sea life!
Evil Morty: How can you make puns about sea life!? You haven't even been to whatever a normal sea is!
H3NRY: it's not as shrimp-le as you think Morty!
Bad ends: laughs
Evil Morty: About to lose it
H3NRY: speaking of Morty, Hey Mort! Did you hear about the—
Evil Morty: NOPE! NAH AH! NO WAY! You're not ropping me into your punch line H3NRY!
H3NRY: ummm...no, this is uhh, this is actually kind serious
Evil Morty: Well tough! You're not getting any words out of me!
H3NRY: no Morty, Im being dead serious! Did you hear about the kidnapping at the traveling district last week?
Evil Morty: . . . . . Oh, oh no...that sounds terrible! What happened?
H3NRY: .........eh, im pretty sure Poe worked them up
Evil Morty: . . . . . . . . Loses it REEAAAAHHHH—
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FanficBecause I'm done With The Ask or Dare bullshit now, I've decided to continue the chaos but with this! Basically this will contain everything I did love about the ask or dare series book (Ex: Skits, Vines, Other shitpost-) and maybe I'll do some QnA...
