A Day With H3NRY, Except He's Saying A Lot

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Drum roll Bad Ends And Allies! Please welcome back to the stage! curtains open up H333333NRY THE GLITCH MIMIC! 


Cheers 


H3NRY: ay! Thank you, thank you! Takes the mic It's a pleasure clears throat  


H3NRY: a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arms, and says "a beer please! And one for the road!" 

The bad ends: laugh

Evil Morty: oh my dear King, Not again 


H3NRY: how do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince! 

Bad Ends: Laugh again

Evil Morty: long sigh 


H3NRY: the droid was excited by the meal I cooked him, until he took a byte! 

Bad ends: still laughing

Evil Morty: H3NRY! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU!!!


H3NRY: do people in Hawaii allow loud laugher? Or only a-lo-Ha? 

Bad ends: laugh 

M0R+Y: dying of laugher, slamming his hands on the table

Evil Morty: You're reaching all-time lows 


H3NRY: a garden Party? Lettuce turnip the beat

Bad ends: laugh 

M0R+Y: slams his table again and it breaks 

Evil Morty: . . . You've reached a new low 


H3NRY: hope you've enjoyed the show so far! This next one is about sea life! 

Evil Morty: How can you make puns about sea life!? You haven't even been to whatever a normal sea is! 

H3NRY: it's not as shrimp-le as you think Morty! 

Bad ends: laughs 


Evil Morty: About to lose it 

H3NRY: speaking of Morty, Hey Mort! Did you hear about the—

Evil Morty: NOPE! NAH AH! NO WAY! You're not ropping me into your punch line H3NRY! 

H3NRY: ummm...no, this is uhh, this is actually kind serious 

Evil Morty: Well tough! You're not getting any words out of me! 

H3NRY: no Morty, Im being dead serious! Did you hear about the kidnapping at the traveling district last week? 

Evil Morty: . . . . . Oh, oh no...that sounds terrible! What happened? 

H3NRY: .........eh, im pretty sure Poe worked them up 

Evil Morty: . . . . . . . . Loses it REEAAAAHHHH—



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⏰ Last updated: Nov 21, 2023 ⏰

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