Ok so I was talking with my Friend @insanebatkid on discord over this and I think this is too funny I can't help but share it
Poe Is their OC (Bill Cipher x The Beast child) if there's that belongs to them btw (along with some of the other Ocs mentioned here, like Azali, Lafayette, ect.)
Azali: tied up along with everyone else Shit! I think we are about to fall!
Henry: holding up a sign: (relax, I'll think of something!)
Poe: with his crew and the tech support well you better think fast boy! I got the beastling Leopards are being as patient as me!
all the bad ends laughs
Lafayette: You're a coward! A coward and a peasant The Theif!
Poe: well I'm not one too- ......wait what did you just call me?
Lafayette: a coward!
Poe: no no no no no the the the thing after that
Lafayette: uhhh The Thief!
Poe: pauses....."The Thief" .......they look at his hands.....they look back at him wow......
Everyone: ...........
Poe: ok ummm......ouch I-I feel like I other really great recognizable qualities—
Rozezalian: if you don't let us go you're gonna be sorry!—
Poe: I sing! I sing! Bet you didn't know that just by looking at me did you? I love playing the banjo! I like taking care of my bird, Freddy! I like to give upgrades to Darla! But no! You instead decided! To attribute my ENTIRE PHYSICAL IDENTITY! ....to this gestures at him self
Gem: wait till Henry gets Free, then you'll be sorry Theif!
Poe: ...wait..you call me this too? Is this a universal thing!? HOW LONG HAVE PEOPLE BEEN CALLING ME THIS!?
Jewels: well isn't that your name? Theif?
Poe: NO! ITS POE!!!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT MY REAL FIRST NAME WAS RELATED TO MY JOB!?
Everyone: ....looks and points at Henry
Henry: ......
Poe: oh my King Of Despair, That's so mean.....
Henry: ...speaking don't you think you're over reacting—!?
Poe: Over react— I don't call you, Henry I don't want to get a real job ...McRobbery Sweater! Or call him pointing at Rozezalian dumb....villain..... goth snake demon— I can't think of a good one for you whatever....
Crimson: well ARENT bad end names usually based off what they're good at?
Poe: goes up to them do you see him? points at H3NRY over there, that glitchy scary friend of mine? smiles creepily showing his fangs do you want to know what I Call Him?
Crimson: ......scared what?
Poe: his eyes turn red H3NRY!!!! BECAUSE THATS HIS FREAKING NAME!!!
Sapphire: .....ok well what about Gamer-Over!?
Poe: absolutely losing it THATS ON THERE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!! THATS THERE ACTUAL NAME!!!
Gamer-Over: My Father was villain!
Poe: ...their father....was Villain! your parents were cruel based of how youre treating other people
Rozezalian: Cruel!? Your literally shipping over A bunch of weapons and dinamite to a tyrant cult leader!
Poe: absolutely done Oh give me a BREAK!!! me!? You're literally a Villain Rozezalian, working for an actual cult leader who is using your bloodline for his villainous deeds!
Lafayette: His Name Is Viperion!
Poe: just snaps OH HO HO HO HO! SO NOW WE'RE HERE! ABOUT WHAT THINGS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED!!!! a branch throws off the Pie Off H3NRY's hands
Everyone: . . . . . . . . . .
H3NRY: ...a single tear falls on his cheek as he stairs down his empty hands
Poe: ....slowly turns to H3NRY H3NRY, Im so sorry....
H3NRY: .......a virtual screen with text it's alright Captain
Henry: I think you're taking this a little too seriously-!?
Poe: LOOK AT ME HENRY! LOOK AT ME!!! Look at what they did to me! it's like if I ran over Morty with Darla(his ship's name) then called him "Morty Roadkill"! ...I DONT GET TO LABEL THAT! THATS MORTY'S THING!!!
Rozezalian: ok Alright then! What would you LIKE to be called!?
Poe: ........smirks I never actually thought of that you know....I guess like a nickname you know? .....well I-I mind Captain Handsome! Captain, Badass pirate! Something to that name....
Genocide Frisk: how about, Captain, still ain't in jail!
Poe. Oh no, that's just tempting fate!
Cannibal Six: how about Captain of the weeds who has x2 daddy issues!
Poe: ....well I mean closer but no, too specific come on fellas! Think think!
H3NRY: virtual screen: what about, Captain Poe, The Wicked Sea Demon!
The court Jester: that's true, you can be a bit wicked at times, mostly unintentional
Poe: ........smiles do I pull it off?
His crew: Ay!
Poe: Ha! I'm The Wicked Sea Demon! Haha! Yes yes I rather like it! Alright Henry I'm Captain Poe, The Wicked Sea dem— sees everyone escaped and they escaped.....typical......
Gamer-Over: don't worry you'll get them next time!
H3NRY: virtual screen they shall regret the day they ever crossed the most ruthless evil pirate on the sea! Captain Poe, the Wicked Sea Demon!
The Crew: The Wicked Sea Demon!
(This last part isn't canon but it's here anyways:)
Poe: smiling ......yeah on second thought, why don't we just leave it at "The Thief"—
His crew: Ay!
Anyways I wanted to post something cause unfortunately tomorrow I start going to hell Aka school so obviously process will be slow, plus it's been a while since I've posted here
Hope you enjoyed—
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