Months ago: the night of Chan first texting Aisha
Minho stared at his phone as if it was the most disgusting piece of shit ever.
"What do I do with his?" he sighed, picking up the sacred piece of shit and downloading the app.
Daddy Material. Who on earth came up with such a cringeworthy name? — he thought.
(a/n: self burn! Ooh, those are rare!)
Proceeding to make an account on the app, he was struck with a dilemma; they were not supposed to reveal their identities, especially on such sketchy apps. And on second thoughts, why was he even going to such apps anyway?
This was confusing.
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This was confusing.
Yiren went through the app, getting to know all features before making an account on it. That's what sane people do, right?
"Those sane people can go suck on a carrot," she mumbled, clicking on the 'sign up' button and immediately creating an account with an eccentric name: HaloBishes.
Because if she couldn't be an idol, she was going to be a sugar baby (life choices 101). Also, because Beyonce and CL, both were queens, so what was better than combining their song titles?
Filling up her personal information box, she sat satisfied when she wrote down the absolute masterpiece of a bio:
20, Kim Namjoon's student at The Self Love Institute.
HaloBishes, that was her.
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DoNotTextMe, that was him.
After all, who wanted genuine social interaction? He was just there to troll people and save the screenshots to show them to his children in order to warn them about stranger danger.
And with that, he proudly filled up his bio as well:
22, I'll strangle you if you text me.
Putting up Mikasa Ackerman's photo as his profile picture, he went on to click on making the app find matches for him. And a few seconds later, he saw the username that popped up:
HaloBishes.
Minho groaned, "This is why I hate this world."
And then he proceeded to accept the match, smooth like butter. Minho sent a greeting, and not even five seconds later, he received a message back:
HaloBishes: ayo why tf is your username so emo
DoNotTextMe: none of your business
HaloBishes: well, excuse me? You accepted the match too?
DoNotTextMe: highkey regretting it
HaloBishes: dw, the blessings of sister CL shall always keep you safe
DoNotTextMe: what is this sorcery
HaloBishes: i'm sorry i'm cringing as well
DoNotTextMe: thank god you realized it
HaloBishes: does that mean you're falling for me? :D
DoNotTextMe: no :D
HaloBishes: how petty ew
DoNotTextMe: GOODBYE
HaloBishes: FAREWELL, FATHER
"Why do I always find the weirdest people?"
(a/n: GUYSSSS YOUR GIRL JUST PASSED!! I'M FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOL OMG IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT BUTB I PASSED OMG)
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Фанфик[Sugar series Book 3] "You're so gay." "You're so lesbian." "Then what does that make us?" "An odd combination...? Oh, and lovers too, hehe." ~~~~~ After two successful tries, Daddy Material has proven to be a hundred percent effective for both...
