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Chapter 7: Marine Architect

Months ago: continuation from the day after Chan was caught on a call

"She's a what?"

"WHO YELLED?" came a distraught voice of Felix, who wore boxers and a loose t-shirt and looked half asleep as he jumped into the room, holding a table lamp for self-defense. Also, for murder.

"Brother?" Minho looked at him, analyzing him from top to bottom. Judging by his bed hair, it seemed like he had probably just hopped out of bed and grabbed a table lamp.

"WHO YELLED? WHERE'S THE INTRUDER?" Felix held the lamp like a bat, his eyes half closed.

Minho just stared at him.

"Yongbok, it's 8 AM. What the actual hell is wrong with you?"

Felix yawned, "Exactly. It's 8 AM on a holiday. Now who yelled?"

"Did I yell?" Minho thought aloud.

"Wait, it was you?" Felix left the lamp, "Oh, why would you need me? You would probably scare the intruder away..."

"What do you mean?" Minho glared at Felix, but all of a sudden, the Aussie lost all traces of sleep, and let out a shrill scream and ran away.

"Wha...?" Minho just watched him trip on a doormat and fall, and then stand up and run again.

But he had better things to do than just watch a 00' liner act strange one fine morning. He went back to his phone, and with a million thoughts swimming in his head, he typed out a message.

DoNotTextMe: at JYPE? Oh wow

HaloBishes: HELL YEAH!

HaloBishes: AND I WAS ABOUT TO DEBUT SOON BUT SOME BISH BETRAYED ME AND TOOK MY SPOT :(((

DoNotTextMe: aw damn, that's sad

HaloBishes: arE YOU SARCASTIC RN? >:(

DoNotTextMe: no ofc not

HaloBishes: I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not

DoNotTextMe: Ah, yes

DoNotTextMe: another day with Yiren and her lack of brain cells

HaloBishes: whatever, hubby

HaloBishes: what job do you have tho? Just curious

And Minho panicked.

DoNotTextMe: I'm a marine architect

HaloBishes: oooooo big words

HaloBishes: do you build houses for fishes or what?

"What have I done?" he cried, opening Google.

DoNotTextMe: Marine architecture is the design of architectural and engineering structures which support coastal design, near-shore and off-shore or deep-water planning for many projects such as , , or other marine and/or hydroscape activities.

HaloBishes: oh

HaloBishes: so how are the fishes doing down there

And Minho had never been so glad for her crackheadedness.

DoNotTextMe: they're good, they miss me bec I haven't been in the sea for a long time

HaloBishes: aww :((

HaloBishes: i bet you're just clowning me rn

HaloBishes: but if you're saying the truth, then please show them a picture of me too

DoNotTextMe: why?

HaloBishes: they gotta meet your wife, right hubby?

DoNotTextMe: why are you like this

HaloBishes: :D

(a/n: we're all waiting for character development am I right

I'm drinking my third glass of litchi juice to wash down the fruits I had in a fruit cream. Using fruits to wash down fruits? Brain never been so big

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