𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎
𝟷𝟶:𝟺𝟻 𝚊.𝚖
𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟶𝟻, 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟿
𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚈𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗Me, Ty, and DeonTre were sitting down in the living room eating some cereal while on LIVE, ion know where the fuck Bashar was at.
This Cinnamon Toast Crunch is bussin, best cereal no argument. "Aye ma" he said, coming out of her room eating his cereal holding something.
I looked at the comments then back in my cereal bowl trying to get that one cereal that refuse to be eaten.
"Yeah baby?"
"I found a ballon in yo room"
"A ballon?" she asked, knocking the spoon on the pot, we all put our spoon down drinking out milk from the bowl.
"Yeah I tried blowing it up but it ain't work"
"Boy what?"
"A ballon, it had some leftover milk in it so I put it in my cereal -
We all had milk coming outta our noses, I got up coughing and laughing at the same fucking time bro. "Boy!" mama yelled, smacking the bowl out of his hand.
"Ma! What the hell - ?!
She made him spit his cereal out then dug her fingers in his mouth causing him to puke.
"He...he - he ate his undeveloped siblings!" DeonTre laughed. Me and Ty sat on the couch still laughing.
"Boy shut the hell up and go brush yo damn teeth! What the hell you doing in my room anyway?!"
"I was just looking around - !
"You don't go in my room - !
"Wh - wh - wait - huh? You go in my room but I can't go in yours?!"
"Who pay the bills though?!"
"Ok - but it's my privacy -
"Ian finna sit here and argue with yo lil head ass - go brush yo big ass horse teeth". I wiped my mouth with my shirt biting my lip tryna laugh.
"And ain't shit funny!". We stayed still for a lil bit then looked at each other, DeonTre was the one to bust out laughing though. "Where my belt at cause y'all think I'm some to play with"
"My bad ma - that ain't funny" he laughed, sitting on the couch.
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Rap Beef || Book One
Hayran KurguAfter many loss, deaths, and struggles. The three friends finally have the opportunity to leave their old life behind. Though, it still somehow tends to creep upon them bringing more misery and life threatening situations towards their way. (PROCESS...