How i became a op ditto

2.so there are people here.

so i was flying over what may be viridian forest looking for more pokemon to absorb then i notice a trail of blood, lots of it ,and fresh too. I follow the trail to the source and found a dead human body. to my surprise it was giovonni, leader of team rocket! well former leader...
anyways, there he was leaning against a tree.

Me: huh, so this is what happen to him? ah well, lets see if i can absorb him.

so i use the predator ability on him and sure enough it works i try tranforming into a human it worked when i looked into the nearby lake i saw a girl with blue hair.

[this photo is ai generated from yodayo.]

Me: mmmmm... weird, why do look like kahili not a guy or giovonni? Are they related? Distance cousins maybe? Eh, too late to ask him now.

so i checked my stats and aparently i missed that i have a ability called "girls only", it says i can transform into only girl versions of pokemon or people i absorb.

Me: thats a weird ability, why do i have that ability and why cant i remove it and aparently there this other ability call "breeding both ways." i look into that another time.

Me: well i guess im stuck being a girl*sigh* right, time to see i can use moves as a human.

after ten minutes of experimenting i figured i can and thanks to the pokemon that giovonni had my stats went up quite a bit, my stats increase depend on the stats of the pokemon i absorb. for example,
my starting stats

lvl .1
hp- 5
attack- 7
sp.attack- 10
defence- 15
sp.defence- 12
speed- 20

after my forest grind;

lvl .10
hp-100
attack-75
sp.attack-90
defence-95
sp.defence-96
speed-150

i know crazy right?, ivs got nothing on me.
and here are my stats after i absorb giovonni and his pokemon,

lvl. 25
hp- 230
attack- 200
sp.attack-210
defence-300
sp.defence-259
speed-350

well now im looking in the reflection in the water and i said

Me: damn, im hot. well i play with my body another time, its time to look for more pokemon to absorb. but first, i need to put some clothes on.

i was in birthday suit all this time and didn't notice . guess being a pokemon long enough, you forget your naked *blush*. making clothes shouldn't be to hard.

a few minutes later,

Me: alright now im ready , time to fly.

i spread out a pair of pidgeot wings and start to flap them and off i go. i flew higher than i was before and sure enough i was in the kanto region. will i see ash or ashley here? red green blue or gary? who knows, guess i find out when i get my pokemon lincense from prof. oak. what.... i maybe a pokemon, that doesnt mean i didn't want to become a trainer.

Me: alright now wheres pallet?

To be continued.......