How i became a op ditto

31. this island is a hazard punk

after i left my new crew mate i tried to catch up to luffy

Duplica: damn its cold here, sometimes this world's logic doesnt make sense

i mean how can there be a lava  island and a blizzard  island be set right next to each other without causing severe storms around the island other than the blizzard.

i was lost in thought when i notice i was being followed by those yeti brothers. wierd should they appear later after law teams up with luffy. well anyways i took care of them with a swish and a flick

*swish... i disapeared*

Yeti 1: huh where she go?

i reappeared behind him and flick his head off and did the same to the other one

Duplica: ok preditor

i absorb them to gain there yeti form. and then i use yeti with my small small fruit ability to be my size yeti. i basically have fur everywhere except for my face

Duplica: well at least with this i wont be cold, but still why is the yeti bros coming after me should they trying to kill the others now? unless  they were on there way to kill them? i better make tracks

so i rush to the area what i remember i saw luffy was laying low at and entered

Duplica: hey luffy? guys? are you in here?

Sanji?: duplica your here!

Duplica: huhh? nami is that you

Nami: i surprised you recognized me in sanji's body

Duplica: well to be fair sanji would start flirting with me as soon as i walk in and plus theres your  voice. so whats up with the body swap

Nami: well you see *she tells the explanation why*

Duplica: so law caused your bodies to be swapped  now your teaming up but since sanji took your body to save the kine' mon's torso, your in his?

Nami: yup

Duplica: ok.... so whats yalls plan?

Nami: well law and chopper is going to the lab while we watch the kids*points*

man there bigger in person

Duplica: ok i'll help out anyway i can

Law: good i want you to come with us

i saw law with chopper on his head

Duplica: oh look chopper above the law

everyone started to laugh hard

Law: anyways we go back and destroy the lab, and chopper get the medical papers evolving the kids

Duplica: ok  but before we go

i picked a hair from his head

Duplica: sorry that hair was out of place and been bugging me and now predator

i absorb the hair and i  have the heart heart nice

Law: we should hurry before they send the yeti brothers

Duplica: no need to worry about them, i killed on the way here

Law: uhhh ok lets go

like that we head to the lab to destroy and get medical records of course we went our seperate ways

i stayed outside and watched the chain of events from the anime until i see the slime monster died i grabbed the bag of fruit. i picked up a devilfruit

Duplica: so this is the most useless devil fruit? mmmmmmm? if i can take out the water weakness out it should proof useful to me well for now you go into storage but i didnt see you there

i picked another devil fruit it looks likes a fruit but it looks more slimy

Duplica: mmmm, maybe its death it created a new devil fruit. im calling it the slime slime fruit for now now back to the i catch up with everyone

Nami: where were you?!?!?!?

Duplica: i got lost

and she whacks me on the head

Nami: who are you? zoro

Zoro: hey!

Duplica: sorry[ow the hit actually hurts so she can hit the soul]

after a while we capture the salad, reunite kine' mon with momonosuke, save the kids  and everyone on the island from the fog.  just to make sure  that i have monets heart i went to ceasar search him and grab the heart in his possession

Duplica: looks like monet didnt get her back yet

Ceasar: monet? thats smokers

Law: its not this is smokers

he holds up smokers hearts and tossed to smoker

Law: but how you know that

Duplica: i have my ways, like how i copy your powers from absorbing your hair

Law: thats imposible

Duplica: oh really? room

and then a blue sphere appeared around us

Law was shocked then realized

Law: man you so op

usopp: thats what ive been saying

Duplica: i also can alter memories

? :master

and then monet flew down beside me

Monet: im sorry i couldnt get my heart back from ceasar

Duplica: Its ok here it is

i gave her the heart back and she put it back where belongs

Monet: thank you master

Ceasar: you traitor

monet spring to him put claws on his neck

Monet: i was never on your side to begin with so couldnt be 1

Duplica: easy girl, we need him alive...... for now

Monet: ok master

law whispered to me

Law:(so you altered her memories for your benefit?)

Duplica:(yup)

Law: i see[better not piss her off, she will proof useful]

and then were all eating sanji cooking

Duplica: damn i missed this cooking

??: emperor duplica!

i turn to see smoker

Duplica: yeah*munch munch* what do you want?

Smoker: what is your relationship with straw hat?

Duplica: we're buds

Smoker: really?

Duplica: yeah really now im trying to eat

as soon as i tried  to get another bite he tried to attack me but all i did is kick to the other side of the ship

Duplica: now do you really think that you can take me down if  you cant even handle luffy? i mean bounty is uh what my bounty at? *i looked at tashigi*

Tashigi: well since you battle with whitebeard, your bounty is up 5 billon

Duplica: really i thought it was 1 or 2 billon, well anyways, if whitebeard couldnt handle me what chances could you

Smoker: grrrrr

Duplica: just shut up and eat

with that we ate the food, give the kids to the marines so they can go home and then we head to dressrosa 

to be continued........