'Do you even realise the situation we are in?'
'Yeah, why would I not?'
'You are laughing'
'Yes, that is the point, good sir'
A Technoblade AU, were the protagonists are expressly uninvolved in everything around them.
'so he is real?' y/n murmured to herself while closing her dms with techno.
she stretched her arms upwards still trying to wake up. she looked over to her minifridge and remembered there was grilled cheese from the night back in february which now was yesterday.
she opened it and took out the grilled cheese along with a can of iced coffee. she ate it cold and drank her coffee quickly.
then realisation hit her and she almost spat out her coffee. she rushed to discord and opened the chat with Mina and Ash.
dagang
the pretty one guys.
Mickey's hoe yes babes?
the pretty one have you heard the name technoblade?
Mickey's hoe myeah he mains hypixel at least I think so
the pretty one yeah so i kinda met him like nothing too much
Mickey's hoe you what eyo quit playin how did you meet him when i left you sleep deprived and sad last night
the pretty one stfu so i was like sleep and then awake
arson remains
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the pretty one
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ash quiet im telling storzie
Mickey's hoe stop with the payne.
arson remains im always in payne<3 WAIT YOU MET TECHNOBLADE??
the pretty one YES STFU SO I CAN VOICE🙄 write* so i was sleep🛏 then wake up🤸♀️ but then people😖 went peace out🤘 so it was apocalypse📈 but that was okie🤔 because i 😫was being very😊 pogchamp🤗 and i got a sword🤩 well it was still😬 kinda sussy🤨 and then i thought😗 woah im alone😁 but then🤯 i tweeted to check🤤 and techno🐷👑 replied😥 and then there were those😒 shadow things😤 and we fought them🤭 so they could 🤪die🤪 and then we kissed😚 AS FRIENDS😑 becauss this man came🏃♂️🕺 and it was all👹 a simulation🤓 so we👫 got the choice to remember🤔 or not😍 and i picked yes😔✋ and he did too😏 and now yeah im back☺
