"Sometimes I think that we are living in a simulation controlled by the reigns of a destructive child who often gets bored or distracted, leaving us trapped inside feedback loops for years at a time."
-Mija
Y/n was drying her hair in the living room, dressed in a turtle neck red and black striped shirt, with a black nirvana t shirt on top of it, both of the top layers tucked in white jeans.
She decided to leave the rest of her hair air dry and she got up to go to the kitchen. That's when she noticed a tiny fluffy animal in the kitchen.
'Oh my god' she almost screamed as she sat on the ground and started playing with the dog in front of her.
She kept on petting it and just generally fooling around when the dog sat in her lap and looked up at her while wiggling its tail. Her heart was about to explode and her eyes were slightly teary.
She thought about it for a few moments and then realised that she had never seen a dog around here anywhere before. She heard steps coming towards the kitchen.
'Y/n?' Techno asked as he didn't see her sitting behind the kitchen island.
'Down here' she said still petting the dog's white fur.
'Oh so you finally noticed Floof' he said as he stood in front of her.
'What do you mean finally?' Her hand stopped and looked up at techno.
'Well he was always around and you just never took a note of him, I assumed you didn't like dogs' he said and walked to the fridge behind him to get out a bottle of apple juice.
'I never saw the dog before' she said as Floof walked off of her lap and wiggled its tail as it made its way to techno.
'How? I mean he is small but how?' techno asked after taking a sip directly from the bottle.
'He was never around that's how' she said as she got up and dusted off her hips.
'Did you forget your glasses?' he asked almost ironically picking up Floof and baby-carrying him.
'I don't need glasses to notice movement' y/n rolled her eyes and turned around to get a bowl. 'Are you going insane, Blade?' she asked and went past him to get some coconut milk out of the fridge.
'No, you are' he said as he set Floof down and grabbed a bowl from the cabinet and got normal milk out of the fridge.
'Okay whatever,' she started and got maple syrup granola cereal out of the cabinet above the fridge, standing on her toes. 'Regardless, this is the cutest animal ever'.
'I know' he said with a hint of pride, getting a spoon and passing one to y/n.
They stood on the opposite sides of the kitchen island and quietly ate their cereal as the dog roamed around them, wiggling its tail and having its tongue out.
'Is your ankle better?' y/n said in her usual cold tone as she washed her dish.
'Somewhat' techno replied and walked to the sink as well.
She looked at his walking pattern, noticing that he was still puting a lot more weight on his healthy ankle. She put the cereal back in the cabinet and then an idea popped up in her head.
'Wanna go to a hotel? While it's abandoned' she asked almost enthusiastically as she stood a few steps across from him.
'Like now?' he asked with a bit of annoyance in his tone.
'No, at night,' she said and ran her fingers through her still slightly wet hair, 'no people, big hotel, exploring'.
'We'll see' he said monotonously to which y/n rolled her eyes.
YOU ARE READING
Blooming // Technoblade x fem!reader(DISCONTINUED)
General Fiction'Do you even realise the situation we are in?' 'Yeah, why would I not?' 'You are laughing' 'Yes, that is the point, good sir' A Technoblade AU, were the protagonists are expressly uninvolved in everything around them.
