"Choji I need you to figure out something that witch told me," Shikamaru said, sitting down while his men were being offered drinks and smiles from his boyfriend."Sure, what is it?" Choji said, Shikamaru sighed and sat on the chair, groaning in frustration.
"Does Temari have a son?" Shikamaru asked and Choji hadn't asked about this and just went to work.
Temari was a sensitive topic and nobody mentioned it because of the painful memories it stirred up. They had been together for years, getting together when Shikamaru was twenty.
He was finding his groove with the group and he was falling in love with the woman. She was adorable, and they clicked really well. He didn't know why his men didn't like the woman because Shikamaru loved her.
He gave her everything and soon he proposed to her when he was twenty four. He had Temari plan the whole wedding but what he didn't know was that Neji and Sasuke were collecting evidence on her.
They were having sex constantly so he wouldn't be surprised if she did fall pregnant, but the fact that he had a son with that woman was fine, he was certain Naruto couldn't have children.
While it could happen, it was extremely rare.
"She has a son, four year old Shikadai Nara. She even gave the child your name. I could do more digging see how she treats the child? I know Karui has a friend that works for Temari maybe he can become a spy?" Shikamaru lit a cigarette and nodded his head.
"Send me all the information, and ask Karui who she would like to accompany her to Suna. Thank you." Shikamaru stood and headed to Naruto, he needed to be coddled. Thinking over the information it was entirely plausible.
Shikamaru broke up with Temari when they were twenty five. Well he was twenty five and Temari was twenty seven. He thought he was done with the sand witch and then she goes and drops a bomb like that.
Annoying.
Troublesome
An absolute drag that he didn't want to be apart of.
As he walked down to the kitchen, in a hallway that wasn't naked to the human eye, he get a glance of Sakura and Sasuke arguing. It seemed that's what they were good for. He headed to the noise and saw that Naruto and Gaara had closed their makeshift bar and all of his underlings were drunk and or at least tipsy.
Shikamaru was watching from the door as Naruto and Gaara talked, it looked interesting because Gaara looked to be explaining something to him. Frantically might Shikamaru add.
He definitely didn't want to intrude and so he headed to find Neji. Though as he was turning away...
"Shikamaru, you want a drink?" Naruto asked, patting Gaara on his head but his face was devoid of all emotion. He didn't show nothing that he had shown to Naruto previously,
"No, I was looking for you but whenever you are done talking to Gaara." Naruto softened and nodded.
"We are almost done. I'll come find you." Shikamaru hummed.
"Call me, I'm jumping in the shower." Naruto waved Shikamaru off and continued talking to Gaara, this time telling him everything he had witnessed that day.
Neither of the Trio realized they had a shift at the bar that started an hour ago, and that was fine to the mafia men. They could always put them to bartend for the base and pay them that way.
Gaara was shocked, he thought back to his memory. He hadn't remembered an order brother or a sister. Though he had been isolated his whole life and only abused by his father so he didn't remember and or care for his siblings.
Was that horrible? Was Gaara a terrible person.
"Shikamaru almost married to your sister!" Naruto screamed whispered, Gaara's eyes widened and Naruto nodded.
"They broke up about five years ago. Though Shikamaru was talking to Temari her name is, but I couldn't hear what she said, but she told Shikamaru something he didn't like. I'm going to find out what it is, in due time." Naruto said and as Gaara was going to say something, Neji spoke up.
"Gaara, can I take you somewhere?" Gaara looked to Neji and nodded, motioning with his eyes to keep him updated and Naruto gave him a warm smile.
"Neji before you steal Gaara, can you show me to Shikamaru's room?" Neji nodded and ushered Naruto to follow.
"You gentlemen need to rest! And eat! Have somebody cook for you all!" Naruto responded and the men spoke.
"Yes Donna!" Naruto was confused but Neji let lose a chuckle. Gaara tilted his head and but nobody received anything. Naruto was promptly dropped off at Shikamaru's door, while Neji took Gaara to the other side of the base.
Naruto walked in and looked around, he chuckled because this room was exactly how Shikamaru was bland, it was funny and he found it funny. Naruto headed to Shikamaru's closet and grabbed a shirt that was way too big for him
He looked around the room, but he didn't notice when Shikamaru came into the room after his shower. He calmly walked to Naruto and wrapped his arms around him. Naruto jumped a little but calmed down when he realized it was Shikamaru.
Shikamaru nuzzled his face into Naruto's neck, Naruto stroked the wet hair and realized Shikamaru didn't have anything on besides a towel.
"Are you trying to seduce me?" Naruto asked softly, looking up at Shikamaru watching as Shikamaru tilted his head.
"You are trying to seduce me. Wearing my shirt, parading around here." Naruto hummed, he wrapped his arms around Shikamaru neck, he was madly in love with the Mafia man, but he wasn't ready for the next step.
"I apologize, however you should put some clothes on, our nap is way overdue." Shikamaru smiled softly, kissing Naruto on his forehead and then cheek, then on the side of his lips he spoke.
"I would like an apology in the form of a kiss from you." Naruto sighed, Shikamaru was really loving behind closed doors, so he isn't sure how Temari was able to resist Shikamaru.
Naruto could and would never.
Naruto brought Shikamaru down to kiss him, slowly. Lacing his hands in Shikamaru's wet and curly hair, hearing a soft groan from Shikamaru and hands around her waist. It was a sensual kiss and both males were eating it up.
Naruto wanted to pull away, but he also wanted to give in. He was half naked, Shikamaru was fully naked. He loved Shikanaru enough to give him his virginity and obviously Shikamaru is in it for the long haul because he called him his wife.
So why was he being so cautious?
Naruto however did pull away, because he knew he needed too. He placed a chaste kiss to Shikamaru's nose and spoke.
"Put some clothes on," Shikamaru gave him a soft smile, chuckling his raised his hands in mock surrender and nodded,
"Yes Donna." Naruto blinked, there was that word again. He however blinked and headed to bed.
"Your men called me Donna too." Shikamaru smiled but didn't respond the way Naruto had hoped it would be.
"My men have never called any of my exes Donna, or my ex-fiancé. You are real special Naruto." Naruto hadn't known for what reason, but it didn't matter when Shikamaru wrapped his arms around Naruto and closed his eyes.
Naruto wasn't too far behind as the duo drifted to sleep.
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FanficNaruto and Gaara, perfect little femboy bartenders Shikamaru and Neji run the most dangerous Mafia in Konoha. Follow their journey. A shorty story 😌 Centered around Shikanaru.