ANUSEENA SHORTS

SHORT 5 - ANU KI MUSIBAT

KAI - AAGAYA ... AGAYA ... AAGAYA ... FINALLY MEIN AAGAYA 

SO EK AUR SUHANA DIN .. MANMOHAK CHIDIYHON KI CHEH-CHAHAAT .. SURAJ KI KIRNE KAMRE MEIN PRAVESH KARTE HUYE ... INKI NEEND TODTE HUYE ... EK MANMOHAK DHRISHYA BANATI HAI 

RAY - KYA HO GAYA BHAI ... TUJHE ... AAJ ITNI SHUDH HINDI .. THIK TOH HAIN NA 

KAI - ARE MAIN SADME MEIN HOON .. 

RAY - TUJHE KAHEKA SADMA ... 

KAI - HINDI KE TEST MEIN ITNA GHATIYA MARKS AAYEGA TOH 32/40 .. TOH YAHI HAAL HOGA 

RAY - CONTINUE KAR STORY 

KAI - SORRY DOSTON ... BUT STORY KI SETTING THANE MEIN HAIN ... ANUSEENA KE KAMRE MEIN NAHI .. SORRY SORRY WOH HINDI KE SADME KI WAJAH SE LIKH DALA 

HAAN TOH THAANE MEIN HM KE CABIN MEIN 

AS - TOH HUMEIN BATATE HUYE BAHUT HI KHED HAI KI HUMARI KOI BHI POLICE KARMCHARI SHARIRIK ROOP SE SWASTH NAHI HAI 

ALL BOW DOWN THEIR HEADS 

AS - SABSE PEHLE HASEENA JI AAP ... APKA WAZAN 2 KILO ADHIK HAIN ...

HM - JI SIR 

AS ( IN MIND ) - THODI MASTI KARTE HAIN 

AS -  APNE KHAANE PAR NIYANTRAN RAKHA KARIYE

AUR YEH AAYA HM KO GUSSA   ...... HM GLARED AT HIM 

HM - WOH KYA HAIN NA SIRRRRRR... HUMARE PATIDEV JO HAIN NA WOH ROZ HUMEIN BAHAR DATE KE BAHANE GOLGAPPE  AUR CHAAT WAGHERA SAB KHILATE HAIN ... TOH AAP NA UNSE BAAT KAR LIJIYE 

AS - KS AAPKA 1 KILO WAZAN ADHIK HAIN 

KS - SORRY SIR 

AS - SS AAPKA 3 KILO WAZAN KAM HAIN 

SS - HEN ... THANK YOU SIR ... 

KAI - ABH HAR STORY MEIN AS KO SS THODI NA KATEGI ... 

AS - AAKHIR MEIN PUSHPAJI AAPKI TOH BAAT HI NIRAALI HAIN ... 10 KILO WAZAN JYAADA HAIN ... 

ALL BOW DOWN THEIR HEADS 

AS - AAP SABKO APNE SWAASTH KA KHAYAL RAKHNA CHAHIYE ... AGAR HUMARI HI SEHAT TANDURUSTH NAHI HOGI TOH HUM DESHWAASIYON KI SEVA AUR UNKI SURAKSHA KAISE KARENGE ... AGAR HUM HI LAPARWAAHI KARENGE TOH UNKA HUMPAR SE BHAROSA UTH JAAYEGA ... AFTER A PAUSE ..... EK HAFTE KA SAMAY HAIN APNI SEHAT THIK KARKE AAYIYE 

ALL - JI SIR 

HM - WAISE SIR HUMEIN AAPKI HEALTH REPORT DEKHNI HAIN 

AUR YEH SUNKAR HUYE HUMARE ANU BHAIYE LAAL PILE ... ARE ABH UNKI POL KHULEGI BOMB PHATEGA ... TOH DAR TOH LAGTA HAIN NA 

HM - KYA HUA SIR .. DIKHAYIYE 

AS - NA ... NA ... NAHI ..I.. ISKI K.KOI JAROORAT NA .. NAHI HAI 

HM - AAPKI REPORTS THIK HAIN KI KOI GADBAD HAIN UNME 

AS - NA .. NAHI ... BILKUL .. THIK HAIN .. BIKUL THIK HAIN ... AUR AAP APNE SENIOR SE UNKI REPORTS NAHI MAANG SAKTI .. HUM AAPKE UCCH ADHIKAARI HAIN ... 

HM - JI THINK HAI SIR 

KAI - PAR AAJ HUMARI KARISHMA POORE MOOD MEIN HAIN KI APNE BHAIYA BHABHI KI LADHAI KARVA KE RAHEGI

KS - RUKIYA MADDAM SIR ... KUCH TOH GADBAD HAIN .... BACHPAN MEIN BHI APNI GALTIYAN CHUPANE KE LIYE YEH AISE HI BADE HONE KA DHAUSS JAMATE THE ... PUCCA KOI GADBAD HAIN 

HM - ANU 

AS - ANU NAHI SIRRR 

HM - CHUPPPPP.... ( AS WAS HELL SCARED ) .... HUM AAPKI JUNIOR NAHI PATNI KE HAISIYAT SE MANG RAHE HAIN..... DIJIYE 

AS - AAPKO HUMPE BHAROSA NAHI 

KS - MADDAM SIR INKI BAATON MEIN MAT AAYIYE GA ... YEH AISE HI EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL KARTE REHTE HAIN ... APNI GALTI CHUPANE KE LIYE 

AS - AAPKO TOH BAAD MEIN DEKH LENGE ( TO KS )

AS GAVE HIS REPORTS TO HM 

HM REPORT DEKTE HI ..

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HM - YEH KYA HAIN 

AS - SORRY 

MPT MAZA LE RAHI HOTI HAIN .... ALL SILENTLY STANDING ... JAANTE HAIN KI KUCH BHI BOLE TOH BOMB KE KUCH CHINGAARI UNPE BHI PADEGI 

HM - HUMNE POOCHA KYA HAI ... 

AS - HUMARE REPORTS 

HM - KYA AAYA HAI ISME 

AS - SORRY 

HM - EK BAAR MEIN SAHI JAVAAB DIYA KARIYE ... KYA AAYA HAI ISME 

AS - CHOLESTROL AUR SUGAR HIGH HAIN 

HM - SHOUT - KYUN .... BOLA THA HUMNE KI MAT KHAIYE MITHA , GOLGAPPE , CHAAT , CHAI WITH CHINI /... AUR KHAIYE YEH SAB .... MANA KIYA THA KUCH NAHI KHAAYENGE ... PAR TAB KYA BOLA ... KI NAHI PRIYE KHALI AAJ KAL NAHI KHAYENGE ... AUR ROZ KHAATE RAHEIN 

AS - TOH GYM BHI TOH JAATE HAIN NA 

HM - HAAN ( SARCASTICALLY ) BAHUT JAATE HAIN ... HAFTE MEIN 2 DIN KITNA HOTA HAIN NA ... 

AS - SORRY 

MPT WAALE DAANT DIKHATE HUYE ... MATLAB HASTE HUYE KHADE HAIN 

HM - NAHI AB TOH EK MAHINE KE LIYE SAB BAND ... NO MITTHAI , NO GOLGAPPE , NO CHAAT , CHAI BHI BINA CHINI KE - BLACK TEA , 

AS - PRIYE ... PRIYE ITNA ZULM MAT KARIYE HUM PE .. PLEASE HUM HUM WAADA KARTE HAIN KI CHOLESTROL AUR SUGAR NORMAL KAR DENGE .. BUT PLEASE SAB BAN MAT KIJIYE 

HM - NAHI ... AUR ABSE KHAANE MEIN BHI AAPKO SIRF UBLE HUYI SABZI AUR KARELE KA JUICE HI MILEGA 

AS - KYAAAAA... AAP HUMAARE KHAANE SE SWAAD HI CHEEN LENGI ... PATNI KA TOH DHARM HAI PATI KO ACCHA KHILAANA 

HM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING .. GOES TO CALL SOMEONE 

AS - ARE KISE CALL KAR RAHI HAIN 

HM NE JISSE CALL KIYA USNE PHONE BHI UTHA LIYE 

AAP SAB GUESS KARTE RAHIYE KI KISKO CALL KIYA HOGA HM NE 

TAB TAK MAIN LETA HOON AAPSE ALVIDA .. AGLE ART KE SAATH JALDI MILENGE ... AND BTW MERE PERIODICS MEIN THODE KAM MARKS AANE KE WAJAH SE AUR SCHOOLS KHULNE KE WAJAH SE  DAILY UPDATE NAHI AAYEGA ... HAFTE MEIN 2-3  DUNGA ... BUT REGULAR UPDATES THODI DIFFICULT HONGI ... 

SO AGLE PART MEIN BAHUT JALD MILENGE ... YEH SHORT 2-3 PARTS KA HOGA ..... AUR AGAR BEKAR LAGE TOH MAT BOLNA ... HADBADDI MEIN LIKHA HAIN ... AAJ EK DE DIYA PART .. TOH AB NEXT AAYEGA EK DO DIN BAAD 

TABTAK DEKHIYE MADDAM SIR ON TV ONLY AT 10 PM ONLY AT SAB TV 

SO OK THEN BYE 

MILTE HAIN BAHUT JALD 

BYE 

KAI AND 

RAY