ANUSEENA SHORTS

SHORT 15 - HONEY TRAP

KAI - DIMAG MEIN AAYI EK KHURAFAAT AUR HUM DONO AAYE IDHAR ... 

RAY - RHYMING TOH NAHI HUA ..PHIR BHI THIK HAIN ..

KAI - TOH SHURU KARTE HAIN . AAJ KA THEME HAIN ANUSEENA ARE MARRRIED ... AND BASICALLY ITS A LONGER SEIRES SHOT AROUND 4-5 PARTS .. OR MORE .. SO EJOY

RAY- CHALO BHAI SHURU KAREIN .. 

As - haseena .. jaldi kariye ,,, waise hi subah se ig sir ne call kar kar ke pareshan kar rakha hain

Hm - areyy par baat kya hain joh itni hadbadi hain unhe 

As - pata nahi shayad koi mission hoga .. tabhi toh hum dono ko subah ke 6 baje hq bula liya ... dsp aur sho se kam hum peon lagenge itni subah 

Hm - ab aap apna dimag kharab karna band kariye .. aur chup chaap taiyaar hoiye... warna wahan late ho jayenge 

As - haan shigrah chaliye 

both drove to the hq ...ig cabin 

Ig - dekho anubhav ek mission hain jisme tumhe aur haseena mallik ko on board liya gaya hain .. toh tum dono ko jaana hi hoga .. par 

As - par kya sir 

Ig - par yeh ki anubhav tumhe honey trap ka hi use karna hoga... aur koi option nahi hain 

As - par sir .. aapko pata hain na hum ab vivahit hain .. ab hum kaise .. ( hm looked at him in suprise )

Boss entering from the door ...

KAI -  wahi khadoos doodhwaale uncle .. anuseena ke pyaar ke dushman .. jisko dekh ke poora fandom gusse ki aag mmein dub jaata hain 

RAY - ABEYY BURAAI BAHUT KAR LI .. AB STORY PE WAPIS AA JAA 

boss - dekha maine pehle hi kaha tha shaadi pyaar jaise jazbaati rishte agents ko kamzor hi karte hain .. 

As and Hm - jai hind sir 

Boss- jai hind 

Boss to ig - dekha maine pehle hi bola tha anubhav ko mat lijiye is mission mein .. iske yeh jazbaaati rishte... pyaar shaadi .. sab isse already kamzor kar chuke hain 

As ( controlling his anger ) - yeh sahi nahi hain sir .. aapko galat prateet ho raha hain 

Boss - yehi sach hain anubhav .. shaadi ke pehle jab bhi tumhe kisi honey trap waale mission ke liye bola jaata tha toh tum badi aasani se haan keh dete the.. par ab shaadi ke baad tumne ek bhi honey trap waale mission ke liye haan nahi bola .. utla kuch aur bahane de ke ignore karte rahe ho 

As - sir aap galat samajh rahe hain .. aisa nahi hain 

Boss- nahi anubhav ... maine tumhe pehle bhi bola tha pyaar shaadi yeh sab tumhe kamzor kar denge .. joh already kar chuke hain .. ek ib agent ko har jazbaati bandhan se humesha mukt hona chahiye 

Hm - sir anubhav yeh mission mein jayenge .. aur hum aapko is baat ki guarantee dete hain ki yeh mission successful bhi hoga aur honey trap se hi hoga 

As - haseena aap samajhne ki koshish kariye 

Boss - dekha yeh abhi bhi taiyaar nahi hain 

As - ji nahi sir .. ( in a bit loud voice )... darasal mission jeet ke dauraan humein haseena ji ne yeh samjha diya tha ki mission ke wajah se kisi ka dil todna uchit nahi hain ... humaare jeet se jyaada humaara tareeka maayne rakhta hain 

"woh jeet hi kaisi jiske baad hum khud se aaine mein nazrein hi na mila sake 
  usse toh haar hi behtar hain "

As - sir yeh baat kisi ne humse kahi thi ( eyeing haseena ).. aur humein lagta hain yeh bilkul sahi hain ... isliye humein sochne ka thoda wakt chahiye 

Hm - ji nahi sir sochne ka wakt nahi chahiye .. anubhav mission mein jayenge aur honey trap ka hi use karenge .... aakhir national national security ki baat hain 

As - aap samajhti kyun nahi ... 

Hm  - chupp ..ek dum chupp ... 

Ig - anubhav jab khud tumhaari wife haan keh rahi hain .. toh tumhe kya dikkat hain ... chale jaaao na 

As - thik hain sir jaisa aap kahein .. 

Boss - mission ki breifing kal di jayegi tumhe .. aur parsose mission shuru karna hain .. kolkata jaana hoga .. woh ladki wahin milegi jisne poore department ki neend da rakhhi hain 

As - ji sir 

As and hm - jai hind sir 

in the thaana .. hm cabin .. as and hm were inside the cabin 

while our mpt doing their favourite work ... oiling 

As was ghooring hm .. 

Hm - kya ..  

As - kuch nahi ... 

Hm - toh aise bhooton ki tarah kyun ghoor rahe hain .. jaise abhi humein khaa jayenge

As - nahi yeh kya bhavandar macha ke aayi hain aap wahan ... jab hum keh rahe the ki nahi karna hain honey trap .. toh kyun kaha ki "anubhav toh aaayengi is mission mein sir .. aur honey trap ka hi use karenge sir ' ( sarcastically mimicking her )

Hm - anubhav aapke senior ka nazariya aapko pata hain na unhe pyaar kamzori lagta hain ..a ur agar aaj aap honey trap ke liye mana karte toh unka vishwaas aur gehra ho jayega .. 

As - spasth roop se boliye na .. aise ghuma fira ke kyun bol rahi hain . ek toh waise hi humaara dimag kaam nahi kar raha hain .. 

Hm - woh kya hain na .. aapki complicated language ka asar humpe bhi hone laga hai ( taunted )

As - abhi nahi haseena .. yeh taano ki barsaat baad mein kabhi kar liyega .. aap kahengi toh hum ek din duty se chutti lenge aapke taane sunne ke liye  .. par filhaal abhi mudde pe aayiye 

Ss ( outside ) - yeh mujhe lag raha hain anubhav sir pitne waale hain .. 

Hm - dekhiye .. aap honey trap kee liye kyun mana kar rahe the 

As - kyunki ab humaara vivaah ho chuka hain .. isliye humein yeh sab chakkar mein nahi phasna tha .. aur waise bhi kisi ka dil todna bahut bhaari padta hain 

Hm - toh aapki shaadi ke chakkar mein aap mission ke liye man kar rahe the .. aapke boss ka bhi toh yahi kehna hain ki shaadi ne aapko kamzor bana diya hain isliye aap mission mein honey trap ke liye inkaar kar rahe hain .. 

Hm - aapko unhe proove karna hain ki pyaar shaadi kamzori nahi hoti .. par agar aap is mission se back out karte hain toh yeh prove ho jayega ki aapke boss hi sahi hain ..aur humaara yeh rishta aapki kamzori ban chuka hain 

As - aap theek keh rahi hain haseena .. humemin boss ko yeh prove karna hi hoga ki humaara rishta humaari  takaat hain .. na ki kamzori .. hum taiyaar hain is honey trap ke liye ..

Hm - good 

As - ab aap sach sach batayiye aapko dikkat nahi hogi humein kisi aur stree ke saath dekh ke .. kyunki mission mein toh aapko bhi humaare saath jaana hain .. toh aapki nazron ke saamne aap humein dkeh payengi ki aur stree ke saath ..

Hm ---------------

To be continued....

KAI - SO IT ENDS HERE... LETS SEE HM KA JAWAAB KYA HOTA HAIN ..

RAY - HAAN TOH USKE LIYE HUM MILENGE BAHUT JALD .. TILL THEN ENJOY OUR OTHER STORIES ... 4-5 HAIN .. PADHIYE UR MAZE KARIYE 

KAI - AND WE WILL BE BACK SOON 

DATE - JANUARY 23 , 2022 

KAI AND RAY