"Who the hell is that?!"
The that they referred to was a plushie cackling as it levitated and spoke in demonic voices
"Your worst nightmare"
It wasn't joking either as within minutes, the rainforest they went to to capture a 1-A student was now a cactus paradise.
"Who are you?"
"Didn't I already say it?"
Toga grumbled as she sat down, careful to not touch one of the hundreds of cacti.
"Can't you just burn this down Dabi?"
"You think I haven't tried? Cacti survived in a desert. Boosted cacti is gonna make my flames do nothing."
"Besides," shiggy cut in, "didn't you see that thing grow this cage in an instant?"
"Mamagiriiiiiiiii, can't you teleport us out of- oh right."
Looking down, she stared at Mamagiri, who was lying face down, a cactus implanted in his face.
"I'd rather not get another cactus to the face, so no."
"I can't have you running from Nezu now can I?"
"But my blooooooooood..."
The plushie gave her a "u srs" face, and started putting their hand on their chin thinking.
"How abo-"
"You have a normal voice?"
"Yeah. Anyway, how about this. I let you free, and you hippity, hoppity, get off my property."
"How about I burn your forest?"
"How about another cactus to the face?"
"0/10 experience. Would not recommend."
Shigiraki watched the incompetent crew argue over cacti, and he remembered his masters words.
"This is an elite group tasked to aid you in every way possible."
'Elite my ass. They're insubordinate 1-stars.'
Seeing a purple portal open, Shigiraki entered, and found himself back at the base.
"How did the raid go Tomura?"
"I'm sorry master. A cactus sprouting plushie stopped us as we teleported in."
"... A cactus. Weilding. Plushie."
"Yes master..."
"Dabi, is Tomura high?"
"Unless you count everyone here high, well, I'm pretty sure Toga and Twice are always high, but unless we were all high, a cactus wielding plushie stopped us."
"I need to reconsider my life."
From that day on, rumors spread of a guardian over UA. Each attempt to break in / torment UA was stopped by either a plushie, a cactus, or a plushie using a cactus like a baseball bat.
The media got quite a show, 1-A got quite the laugh, and a certain green bean living in the plushie got quite the laugh when the newly dubbed "Cactus guardian" stories dropped.
Nezu did give Izuku some extra stuffing as a treat.
Thus, the legend of the cactus plushie was born.
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Quirk Deku One-shots
FanfictionI had many ideas in the quirk ideas for whole stories, but I'm too lazy to make full books about each, so one-shot it is! Also, Izuku's actions may not be the same as the show, nor may any other characters. Why? Because I like it that way. You could...
