Quirk Deku One-shots

Hells Gateway (210)

(I don't know what I just wrote, but I'm proud as shit to have written it.) (Idea for the chapter had been given by kittyluver67 so thank them for such a comedic idea.)

Izumi sat down at her table alone in the forest. 

Years after receiving her quirk and getting thrown out, she had made her home in the outdoor forest to be able to keep calm about it all.

Of course she wasn't too happy about being abandoned, but it did allow her to make new friends from a new place in the stead of parents, siblings, and friends.

Using her quirk and opening, a few hell gates, dozens of demons step out into the open field, lining up like army units to a commander. Each lining up in their specific spot, they all look grotesque and warped, each sporting deformations that are hellish and fatal in nature.

Looking around at the demons, she braces as they charge at her.

"IZUMIIIII!"

Dogpiling on her as she laughs from being able to see them all again, she laughs under the large pile as more and more demons jump on top to make the used to be small dogpile now very large.

Eventually as each demon slowly got off, reluctant to let go of their precious bean like she'd run off as soon as they took their eyes off her, they all sat down as Izumi issues her "orders".

"It's cookout day tonight, and you know the rules. Live catch, I inspect, and only after inspection are you allowed to use it. Am I clear?"

Brandishing a wooden spoon, she cows all the demons from hell, whom then all rush out, gathering mushrooms, vegetables, herbs, and a few animals that are old, sickly (Of course the meat would be treated), or dying.

Arriving back in batches as they place the mountain of mushrooms, herbs, vegetables, fruits, Izumi starts inspection, tearing her way through as she filters out the toxic plants, even if the demons themselves couldn't be hurt no matter how much toxin they ate.

Each time she threw out a toxic plant, the demon who picked it got bopped by those around it.

Finally getting the last of the toxic veggies out, she orders the demons to boil and evaporate so the toxins would be purged, and then grind the leftover for mulch.

Doing exactly that, the final group of demons arrive, carrying a few animals whom wouldn't have survived much longer even if released.

Bopping the demons who brought poisoned or wounded back to eat, she started to tend for the animals, forcing the demons to figure out how to cook venison without burning it.

"You got any idea?"

"You're the one who watched her cook the most."

"But that's years old. How about you?"

"I may be on fire and have a chef hat, but I burn everything. Maybe you?"

"I got 6 arms but I'm going to break everything. Does anyone know how to cook in the group?"

Looking around and seeing a bunch of downcast and ashamed faces, the latest speaker just sighed.

The bickering continued for a while as Izumi tended for the animals, only stopping when the patrol demons sent back a warning.

All receiving the warning, and knowing they are there to hurt Izumi, the usually disorderly demons completely cleaned up their act, and set out in controlled groups whom each acted as a single unit.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS!"

Hearing a few up-and-coming pro heroes yelling about her demons, Izumi quicklly scooted away from the forest edge into her designated protection squad.

Finding the group of heroes finally reaching the clearing edge to find an innocent teen girl surrounded by a group of 10 demons, they readied themselves to "free" the girl.

Charging at the demons who then charge back in response, a winged demon lets Izumi climb on his back, and flies off as the remaining demons converge on the heroes for ruining the one cookout they get with Izumi in the whole year.

Flying off into the distance, Izumi closes the gates, causing the demons to disspear, and falls to the ground 10km from where the clearing was.

Getting a few scratches as she lands on the ground, she opens the gate again as 3 demons step out.

One immediately begins to dress her wounds and lovingly chastises her about her endagerment.

The other two discuss where to set up the home.

"Maybe we break a bunch of trees to build?"

"Izumi said no destroying the ecosystem."

"But us existing does that?"

"Stop being a smart ass and help me dig into the side of this hill. It'll be fine."

"And if we enter a burrow?"

"You have rewinding powers ffs. Just rewind the dirt and boom. We're all good. Now help be dig."

As the bickering then commenced, Izumi just sighed and watched as they argued but still dug as fast as they could for Izumi's sake.

"Really I don't know why you lot care so much about me."

"Well let's just say we're repaying you for all that you've given us."

Looking at the grandma demon who said that, Izumi just sighed.

"And that stuff would be?"

"You gave us a new outlook on humanity, and how not everyone was worth destroying."

Pointing to the two bickering, she continued.

"You also mellowed out the very violent demons. Those two used to use any and every reason to tear each other apart, but now they're helping each other as much as they can."

"I see."

Finally hollowing out a cave large enough for a few demons, she commences cookout 2.0 as they got the food from the clearing, and brought it to her.

Lighting some logs with hellfire, and placing a flat rock over it, she begins to use her BBQ / crummy induction stove to cook with a metal wok stolen from he heroes camp. Making all the food, and handing it through the portal, the demons all hold themselves back from the massive feast laid out on the black bone table until Izumi walks through the portal herself to join the demons.

"Itadakimasu!"

Eating with demons as food sometimes flew around, only for the demons throwing food to be hit with a metal spoon, the nightmares of the world all sat down with the purest bean of all, and enjoyed a meal of the gods.

"To another year of independence!"

"CHEERS!"