Natasha Romanoff & Scarlett Johansson One Shots

You need to stop ~ NR

Warnings: Swearing, violence?

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You sighed as you left the elevator, Bucky, Steve (your big brother) and Peter following you. Steve was going on and on about something but you weren't really listening.

"Y/n look, all i'm saying is I think you need to stop swearing all the time on missions. Especially when we have young peter with us, and I don't totally feel comfortable with it either." Steve tapped you shoulder to make sure you listened.

"I rarely swear steve." You huffed and plopped onto the sofa next to your girlfriend Natasha, who listened in to the conversation.

"Yeah, right." Natasha chuckled, causing Steve to point at her.

"See, even your girlfriend disagrees with you." He raised his voice.

"Her girlfriend, does have a name, rogers." Natasha rolled her eyes at him.

"Just try to swear less, Y/n. It will help everybody's problems, we don't have to listen to Steve whine and he doesn't have to hear you swear, and you don't get nagged at like this." Bucky interjected, sipping a bottle of water.

"Exactly." Steve smugly replied.

"Kiss my ass steve." You flipped him off and smiled at him sarcastically. He jumped over the sofa in front of you.

"What the fuck!" You shouted as he ruffled your hair, not wanting to hurt you.

"Every time you swear i'll just do this!" He exclaims and you kick your legs to get him off.

"You guys are literally 100 years old!" Natasha tried getting you off each other when you started fighting.

Eventually, Bucky got Steve away from you and you huffed, sliding into Nats side.

"Even i'm not that childish." Peter joked earning a chuckle from Natasha but a death glare from you and steve.

"I don't even swear that much." You mumble to Natasha who lets out a small laugh and kisses your head.

"Fine, I'll show you proof. Maybe Tony's body cams on our suits will come in handy for once." Steve's replied, sitting on the sofa.

"JARVIS, play the body cam footage from today's mission." Steve asked the AI and you all watched the TV turn on.

"Watch this." Steve added before sitting back.

—Video Footage—

You are walking through a hallway in a Hydra base with Bucky following close behind you.

"They should be in here." You whisper to him and he nods. You both stand on each side of door, you use your fingers to count to three and Bucky kicks the door down.

You rush inside to find the room completely empty, the Hydra agents had gotten away and your mission had failed.

"For fucks sake!" You mutter running your hands through your hair.

"We were so close." Bucky adds.

"Dickheads." You kick a pice of tech that's been left on the floor across the room.

"This stupid mission is so fucking hard  we just keep failing. Fury's gonna be so pissed." You punch a wall beside you.

"Shit. Why did i do that?" You grab your hand and bucky let's put a small chuckle.

"It's not funny." You mumble as you both head back to the quinjet.

——Video Ends——

"That's front today's mission and that's not even all of it." Steve huffs.

You bury your face in Nat's neck to stop your laughing, as you knew steve would be pretty mad.

"That's not even that much swearing." You tried to defend but you knew it wasn't working, you just found entertainment in hoe much Steve hated it.

"Okay, i'll show you the footage from the mission I did with you, Natasha and Sam the other day." Steve changed the footage on the TV to the previous mission.

"Okay, i'll show you when we are in the quinjet before the mission even starts." Steve presses play and you turn your heads to the screen.

—Video Footage—

"Everyone put your ear pieces to channel 7, please. And Romanoff hurry up in there." Steve shouted to Natasha who was getting changed in the quinjet bathroom.

"Can you hear me?" Steve asked using his ear piece.

"Loud and clear." Sam confirmed and sat down beside you.

Eventually, Natasha came out in her mission suit, and damn did she look good.

"Finer than a mother fucker, i'd knock the dust of that pussy." You stated in a funny voice as Natasha came over to you, causing sam to snicker.

"Language." Steve muttered, sorting out his suit.

"Fuck me, do you look good." You stood up wrapping your arms around Nat's neck.

"Get a room." Sam said, trying to push you too away.

"Can we just appreciate how good my girlfriend looks?" You reply causing sam and steve to roll their eyes.

"Bitches be shaking when you walk in a room. Shitting themselves at how beautiful you are." You turn to Natasha who is blushing.

"Okay, Okay, we get it." Sam pulls you to sit down as you go in to kiss Natasha.

——Video Ends——

"My point proven." Steve smugly says as he turns off the TV.

"So what i swear a little? It comes from a good place." You shrug.

"Just try to stop." Steve replies and you shrug.

"Just agree so he won't stop going on." Bucky adds on.

"Fine, i'll try to stop swearing." You tell him unconvincingly.

"Thank you." Steve replies as he gets up.

"Son of a bitch." You turn to Natasha smirking.

You turn back around when you get a smack to the back of your head.

"Steve!"