The Avengers Chatroom!

Frozen Fever

I actually love Frozen so much guys. So anything mean I say about it here is untrue and I'm just saying it for the story.

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Loki: If this ever gets out to anyone I will kill you all

Bruce: If what ever gets out?

Tony: OMG Loki r u gonna send us nudes?

Loki: wtf

Nat: Yeah Tony, what he said.

Tony: it was just a guess

Loki: no I'm not gonna 'send u nudes' that's repulsive.

Clint: repulsive indeed

Loki: Shut up, no one asked you

Clint: :(

Nat: It's ok Clint, Loki is an ass to everyone

Loki: Is that news to you or something? Cuz I thought it made it pretty clear that I hate you all

Bruce: He did make that ABUNDANTLY clear

Tony: Ok, great. Loki hates us. We hate him. Nothing new. But what was the thing U want no one to know?

Loki: Ughh.. I'm-im asking- you for h-h-h-help

Tony: 0.0

Bruce: No way

Clint: did I just read what I read?

Nat: *facepalm*

Tony: The great independent god of mischief asks his arch enemies for help!

Bruce: whatever u need help with must be rlly bad if you are coming to us

Loki: oooh, It is.

Nat: how bad could it be?

Loki: well...

Clint: what is it?

Loki: ok. Well. You guys aren't going to like this. Not that I care about your feelings or anything...

Nat: just get on with it!

Loki: some idiot showed Thor that movie Frozen and now he won't stop singing the songs!! He asked me 10 times today if I wanted to build a damned snowman!

Tony: X.x

Clint: omggggg I luv tht movie! I know all the songs!!

Nat: you do?

Clint: YES OFC!

Nat: >.>

Clint: I mean, no, ofc not. I'm a man. I don't like Let it Go at all... And I definitely don't sing it in the shower and car all the time...

Bruce: *facepalm*

Tony: You are no longer a man

Loki: was he ever a man?

Tony: Ahaha good one! High five!

Loki: Ew

Tony: :|

Bruce: ok, so what exactly do you want us to do?

Loki: I need you to help me get him to shut up

Nat: I'm afraid that may be impossible

Tony: once infected, the disease never goes away

Bruce: I'm afraid your brother-

Loki: not my brother