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Tales of the Drunk

Author's Note: Hola people! Thank you so much for almost 2000 reads! I am super amazed that even happened! I love you guys so much! Sorry for the long time no update :3 I have been busy (that's always my excuse xD) I've actually just been lazy. So... hope you enjoy!! Dont forget to vote, comment, and follow!! :D 

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[Loki joined the chatroom]

Tony: What a wicked party guys!! 

Clint: Indeed it was :) much fun!

Natasha: I'm pretty sure you only enjoyed the part where you watched the Hunger Games, Clint.

Clint: Well.. I dont really remember the rest of it

Steve: It was bad

Tony: Watchu talkin bout Steve ole' boy?

Steve: 1st Dont call me that. 2nd You guys got really really really drunk

Bruce: And you didnt?

Steve: Umm I can't get drunk... side effect of the super soldier serum

Natasha: So you watched us?

Clint: The whole time?

Steve: yep. 

Loki: You guys looked pathetic. Oh wait... you always do

Tony: You watched too?

Loki: Well, yes. 

Natasha: But I vaguely remember you drinking too!

Loki: Being a god.. I have a higher capacity for alcohol than you mortals

Bruce: What about Thor?

Loki: I may or may not have gotten him really drunk also

Natasha: But doesnt he have a high capacity for alcohol too?

Loki: Yes, but I made some Asgardian drinks for him. They are much stronger than the drinks here on Midgard.

Thor: I REMEMBER POPTARTS

Loki: Shut up Thor

Clint: So... what did we do while we were drunk?

Steve: Do you really want to know? 

Tony: Of course we do!

Bruce: We do?

Tony: Obviously!! 

Steve: Who's tale shall I start with?

Clint: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

Natasha: I knew you would use that reference .-.

Clint: I couldn't pass up the opportunity

Steve: Ok... Clint. Natasha poured some of the strong Russian stuff into your drink, which means you got drunk really fast. You got into one of Nat's cat suits and started running around the living room screaming the words, "I'm too sexy for my shirt," over and over again. Then you proceeded to travel up and down on the elevator 40 times, making yourself sick. You dunked your head in a toilet and um.. broke your bow.

Clint: ..........

Steve: Clint are you ok?

Clint: ...............................

Steve: Clint? Was that too graphic?

Tony: *facepalm* obviously it wasnt too graphic!! 

Clint: ..........