The Avengers Chatroom!

Everyone's Weird

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Tony: Hola!

Steve: That means hi in Spanish, right?

Tony: Si

Steve: And that means yes?

Tony: Si

Steve: I'll take that as a yes

Tony: *facepalm

Thor: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR PALM IN YOUR FACE,
MIGHTY COMRADE????

Rhodey: I seriously think you are all super weird

Bruce: Yeah, I agree. We totally are

Sam: Ah come on, they aren't that bad!

Rhodey: Last week, I was walking down the hall and caught Steve making out with air

Steve: 0.0

Tony: Is that even possible?

Rhodey: Apparently Steve made it a thing

Vision: I apologize if this may seem rude, but I have something to add to what Mr. Rhodes is saying.

Nat: Don't apologize, I'm dying to hear this.

Loki: Please, do share.

Vision: Well, as I can tap into the security cameras of this facility, you can assume I have seen some strange things.

Loki: Such as?

Vision: I shall list them for you.
1. Miss. Potts kicked Mr. Stark in his genital area.
2. Mr. Barton running around with a wig on and calling himself Katniss.
3. Mr. Odinson licking the floor
4. Mr. Laufeyson setting several things on fire
5. Mrs. Barton destroying things in Mr. Stark's room with a baseball bat
6. Mr. Barton and Mrs. Barton participating in sexual activities in strange places
7. A pregnant woman entering the building and screaming at anyone working here for Mr. Stark
8. Miss. Potts having a slap fight with the pregnant woman
9. A man with a metal arm hiding in a corner
10. Mr. Banner walking into Mr. Stark's room, sitting on the floor, and reading there.

Vision: Should I go on?

Nat: NO

Clint: NO

Tony: NO

Bruce: NO

Steve: NO

Loki: YES

Rhodey: Wow, dude, you see a lot.

Vision: Yes, I suppose I do.

Tony: Bruce, why the hell do you read on the floor of my room?

Bruce: I don't know! I JUST DO! Leave me alone :(

Nat: Clint, I thought I told you to get rid of that Katniss wig???

Clint: I did!