Blind Date

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[Tony joined the chatroom]

[Bruce joined the chatroom]

[Steve joined the chatroom]

[Thor joined the chatroom]

[Clint joined the chatroom]

Tony: OK guys listen up!

Bruce: Tony is this going to be another one of your "ideas"

Tony: I have great ideas!

Clint: Thats pretty funny

Tony: Uhh Iron Man was my idea!

Clint: You developed Iron Man because you were determined to get out of that cave

Bruce: Yeah that guy was ur sorta motivation, so technically it could be like his idea too

Tony: That made no sense!

Clint: Well thats cuz ur stupid

Tony: No im not!

Bruce: Why dont you stop getting all defensive and just tell us your stupid idea!

Thor: Poptarts <3 

Bruce: -_-

Tony: Ok so to repay Loki for all the wonderful things he has done to us, i was thinking we could do something in return

Bruce: Dont we torture the guy enough?

Tony: Nope

Clint: So what were you thinking?

Tony: We should set him up on a blind date!

Bruce: o.o

Tony: ik ik great idea right!

Bruce: No! Dude, Loki will probably kill you and the innocent person you make go on a date with him!

Tony: He cant kill meh!

Bruce: Uh yes he can

Tony: Nope Im Iron Man!

Clint: without your suit ur just a normal guy

Tony: Still Iron Man! The suit and I are ONE!

Bruce: Shut up Tony

Tony: -_-

Thor: I think that would be wonderful! My brother is nice!

Clint: Thats pretty funny Thor

Thor: My intention was not comedy

Clint: Nevermind -_-

Tony: So what do you think?

Clint: hell yes, lets do this shiz

Bruce: Eh what the hell

Tony: great! So who we gonna set reindeer games up with?

Clint: How about... Pepper?

Tony: Yeah sure lets just set up an universal criminal with MY GIRLFRIEND

Bruce: That was a stupid idea Clint

Tony: Wbu Steve? Who do u think we should set him up with?

Steve: Wait whats going on?

Tony: What do u mean?

Steve: I didnt even know that I was in the chatroom, I thought I was just watching!

Tony: Bro you joined!

Steve: Oh :l whoops

Tony: We are setting Loki up on a blind date

Steve: why??

Tony: Revenge :)

Steve: Really Tony, revenge? You know he'll probably kill you when he finds out

Tony: I AM IRON MAN

Steve: And who the heck would wanna go out with him?

Tony: Oh shit i never thought about it that way

Bruce: You'd be surprised, he has lots of fangirls

Clint: Yeah more fangirls that Tony

Tony: I AM IRON MAN

Thor: I will find a lovely lady for my brother to go on a date of blindness with! 

Clint: uhmm.... 

Tony: Thor, who is this lady going to be

Thor: I know this beautiful strawberry poptart :)

Tony: *facepalm* You are no help

Clint: How do u even have a girlfriend?

Thor: Lady Jane likes poptarts also

[Tony kicked Thor from the chatroom]

Tony: Problem solved

Steve: That was rude

[Tony kicked Steve from the chatroom]

Clint: Im pretty sure this is second time this has happened

Bruce: Yep... *has flashback* 

Tony: So i kinda have no like no ideas for who we can set up reindeer games with

Clint: You right... no one in their right mind would go out with him

Tony: Hmm.. I have a better idea!

Clint: What is it?

Tony: Lets set Bruce up!

Clint: Good idea!

[Tony left the chatroom]

[Tony left the chatroom]

Bruce: OHH HELLZ NOOO 

Bruce: WTF GUYS WHYYY

[Loki turned off invisibility]

Loki: Do you now realize why I hate them?

Bruce: When did u get here?

Loki: Did you forget that I own this chatroom now!

Bruce: Oh yeahh.. *has flashback*

Loki: Whelp im going to terrorize Thor

Bruce: By doing what?

Loki: Stealing his poptarts and crap

Bruce: Im going to go let the other guy loose on Tony and Clint

Loki: *gets popcorn* I want to watch!

[Bruce left the chatroom]

[Loki left the chatroom]

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