The Avengers Chatroom!

The Pathetic Escape

Yo. Gonna update. Peace <3

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

[Furyous Five joined the chatroom]

Tony: hah 

Loki: Who is furious five?

Furyous Five: WHAT THE HELL?????????????????????????

Steve: Director?

Furyous Five: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? WHY IS MY NAME SCREWED UP AGAIN??

Bruce: Hello Director

Tony: Hah im so brilliant

Thor: Who is this new friend? I am Thor!!! :D nice to meet you!

Clint: *facepalm*

Nat: That's Director Fury, Thor.

Thor: oooooooo Director, why did you change your name? I liked your old one.

Furyous Five: Im pretty dam sure it was Stark who changed it.... -_-

Tony: Guilty

Bruce: Godammit Tony. We needed him to help us get out of this room!

Tony: yeah? 

Bruce: Well he isnt going to help us if you dont change his name back!!!!

Tony: Nah Brucey, he will

Furyous Five: No I wont

Tony: Comon you know you want to

Furyous Five: No i dont

Tony: You want to help your old buddy, Tony Stark out? Righht ;D

Furyous Five: You are not my buddy

Tony: But you want to help me?

Furyous Five: No

Tony: Yes you do

Furyous Five: No

Tony: yes

Furyous Five: No

Tony: Yes

Furyous Five: Not if you were the last person on earth

Loki: Can you two shut up? Im trying not to kill myself today

Thor: DOnt think that way Loki!! 

Loki: Great job, Thor, you ruined it.

Thor: :(

Bruce: How about everyone shuts up! Tony change Fury's name back. And please help us get out of here! Our phones are about to die!!!

Tony: You guys are such party poopers

[Furyous Five has changed to Fury]

Fury: Much better. Now explain to me what's going on, Bruce.

Bruce: Tony was drunk and trapped us in a room on lockdown mode. We cant get out the windows or doors because a huge wall of vibranium is blocking them. Tony shut down JARVIS and he can only be re-activated from down in the lab. Tony also cannot shut off lockdown mode because only JARVIS can do so when he is commanded. 

Fury: Why havent you called Pepper to go activate JARVIS?

Tony: No one but Tony touches Tony's stuff >.>

Clint: That is, until you have a little boy or girl running around the tower

Tony: Dont talk about it. 

Fury: Little boy or girl? Is Pepper pregnant?

Bruce: Nope

Fury: Then what are you talking about?

Bruce: Tony slept with a girl when he was drunk and got her pregnant.

Clint: And she refuses to leave Tony alone because she wants to pass the baby off to him right after he or she is born.

Nat: She sued Tony as well and now he cant take legal action against her

Bruce: Tony has no choice but to take the baby and raise him or her. 

Clint: but the best part is, Pepper doesn't know yet

Tony: Shut up guys. She was a hooker and she wanted the D. Plus I was drunk as hell.

Fury: Wow Stark. Im actually happy you are in such a shitty position.

Loki: Same

Tony: :( will you just help us get out of here so I can jump out a window or something?

Fury: Fine. Im going to re-activate JARVIS

[Fury left the chatroom]

Steve: Its great to have such a nice guy around :)

Tony: Shut up Steve. No one asked you.

Steve: No one asked you to screw a hooker and get her pregnant either.

Tony: I hate you 

Steve: I hate you more

Clint: STONY

Nat: Shut up

Bruce: I thought we were over the shipping crap?

Clint: No one is really ever over the shipping..... 

Tony: He speaks the truth

Nat: No he speaks nonsense. Shipping is nonsense.

Clint: 0.o how dare thee insult shipping!!!

Tony: #BlackFrost4lyfe

Bruce: #Clintasha4lyfe

Steve: #Stair4lyfe 

Clint: #Stony4lyfe

Loki: Get a life

Nat: Wow Bruce. You just went from thinking it was "shipping crap" to that. 

Bruce: Sorry. I got into it for a second there. 

Tony: Steve, wtf is Stair?

Steve: Steve + Air

Bruce: That is so sad

Steve: Tell me about it

Tony: HOLY SHITBALLLS ON A POPSICLE GUYS! THE DOORS OPENED!

Bruce: YESS! 

Thor: Freedom has been granted to us!

Loki: Hell yes! 

[Loki left the chatroom]

Steve: Wow he left fast

Tony: Doesnt he always?

Steve: Oh yeah

Thor: DONt worry! I will go fetch my brother!

[Thor left the chatroom]

Bruce: Phew he is gone. IM going to the lab

[Bruce left the chatroom]

Nat: Finally, Clint and I can go back to our bedroom!

Clint: meow

[Nat left the chatroom]

[Clint left the chatroom]

Tony: wow bruce wouldve loved to see that #clintasha moment.

Tony: too bad only I saw it

Tony: muahuaha

[Tony left the chatroom]