The Avengers Chatroom!

Boredom

Wow I haven't updated in a while. Sowwy.

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

Tony: I don't think I have ever been so bored in my life

Clint: Me either

Thor: Why is everyone so bored? I am quite enjoying myself.

Steve: Thor. We have been locked in this room for over a month now. The food supply is running low and Tony couldn't pay the cable bill because he was locked in here. So we have no TV.

Nat: And Clint and I can't do anything because there is no closet

Tony: And u know Bruce gets angry when u two get feisty

Clint: Just cuz I make bird calls doesn't mean we are feisty

Bruce: Gosh shut up Clint

Loki: Why haven't I killed myself yet?

Tony: Because we have no weapons

Steve: U asked that question like 8 times today Loki

Loki: Yeah? That's probably because you people continually annoy the shit out of me.

Thor: Language Loki.

Loki: Shut up

Bruce: I still can't believe that Cas guy poofed out of here with Aldrich and Savin but left us here

Clint: Yeah he was an ass

Steve: So much for "Angel of the Lord"

Nat: Some angel he was

Tony: I can't even remember how we got locked in here in the first place

Bruce: That's because it was your fault, Tony

Tony: Dam it always is, isn't it?

Loki: Yes

Tony: >.> shut it reindeer games

Loki: -_-

Bruce: Just to help u recall what happened. U were drunk. We were all in this room. U managed to shut down JARVIS from your phone and activate the emergency lockdown mode. Now we are trapped here

Nat: Thanks so much Tony

Tony: Why haven't we figured out a way to fix this?

Loki: Cuz ur retarded

Thor: Brother!

Loki: So is he

Thor: :(

Bruce: Well, the reason is pretty retarded. You, the "great Tony Stark" set it so JARVIS could only be activated from your main computer but deactivated from everywhere. JARVIS is the only one who can open these doors.

Clint: wow that is retarded

Nat: Way to go Tony

Steve: *slow claps*

Tony: Shut up guys. I was probably drunk when I designed that

Loki: Like always?

Bruce: Yeah Tony. Loki is right. U are always drunk.

Nat: You should stop

Clint: I think u should make a vow that if we ever get out of here, U won't drink again unless it's a special occasion like dinner or a party

Tony: every day of my life is a party

Bruce: Not anymore it won't be

Tony: Oh gosh don't say it

Bruce: It won't be Tony, I'm serious

Tony: Stop U know I didn't mean for it to happen

Loki: Remind me again what u two are bickering over?

Tony: Don't say it Bruce.

Bruce: He deserves to know, everyone deserves to know.

Steve: What do we deserve to know?

Clint: Yes I'm curious

Tony: Please. I'm not ready for this.

Bruce: Tony Stark is going to be a father.