Clintasha is whaaaat???

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Author's Note: Like 10 or so chapters ago I made Clint propose to Natasha, and she said yes. Being that I'm retarded, I forgot about that xD so I came up with a solution for my forgetfulness :3 enjoyy!!!

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

Thor: FELLOW AVENGERS AND MY BROTHER IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE CHATTING IN THIS ROOM WTH YOU!!

Tony: nice to be chatting with u too Thor :3 sorta....

Loki: I hate you

Bruce: Uhm.. Ok Thor I'm glad your so happy to see us

Thor: IM OVERJOYED

Steve: We were literally all in the same room together 5 minutes ago...

Thor: OH ITS BEEN SO LONG!!

Loki: Shutup you oaf!

Thor: I LOVE YOU TOO BROTHER!

Loki: Ugh... Your such an idiot.

Bruce: Yo Clintasha, you have been totally silent!

Natasha: >.> I will decide when I wanna talk

Tony: are things still hawkward between u guys?

Steve: oh god don't break up please!

Natasha: we can't break up

Bruce: YES! YOU ARE INSEPARABLE!

Clint: Not really we can still divorce

Tony: SHE WAS DRUNK GET OV- wait divorce?

Natasha: Yes that is what he said Tony

Steve: Only married people get divorced....

Clint: Thank you captain obvious

Tony: You two are

Bruce: MARRIED?

Natasha: Yes

Clint: Nat... I think we forgot to tell them

Loki: No shit

Tony: YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED! WHERE WERE WE? WAS I DRUNK? WHEN WAS THE WEDDING?

Bruce: I DIDNT GET TO WITNESS CLINTASHA GET MARRIED? GAAAAHHHHHH WHAT IS LIFE ANYMORE?

Clint: We had a small, private wedding.

Tony: Where did you have this wedding?

Natasha: The basement

Tony: my basement?

Natasha: yes

Bruce: So you two got married alone?

Clint: Pepper and a couple of Tony's rich friends were there

Tony: WHY THE SHIT WERENT WE THERE?

Natasha: We didn't want you there

Steve: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEE??? WE SPEND LIKE EVERY DAY WITH YOU! WE FOUGHT THE BATTLE OF NY WITH YOU!

Tony: Wow Steve...

Steve: :o I apologize for my language

Tony: *tears up* I'm so proud

Steve: You should be ashamed I used horrible language!

Tony: Less proud

Bruce: anyways... WE ARE LIKE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! WE PUT UP WITH U GUYS EVERY DAY!! I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDNT INVITE LOKI BUT ME, TONY, BRUCE, THOR, AND EVEN STEVE? WTF!!

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