Loki is Lucifer

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Hey people of the internet! I just have one thing to say to you.

Your. Awesome.

[Tony invited The Avengers to the chatroom]

[Tony invited AIM to the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

Tony: Hey people!

Loki: Oh wtf.

Tony: what's wrong Loki? Thor got your tongue?

Loki: disgusting! I would never let Thor touch my tongue!

Tony: It's an expression!

Loki: it's a stupid one

Clint: Why are you two always arguing?

Tony: it's my job to argue with my enemies, birdbrain

Nat: No it's not

Steve: Yeah, it's your job to be annoying.

Tony: Can it, Stars and Stripes!

Loki: BY ODIN'S BEARD THOR! STOP TRYING TO GRAB MY TONGUE!

Thor: BUT BROTHER, TONY SAID-

Tony: No Thor. It's an expression.

Thor: I DO NOT RECALL WHAT THAT MEANS

Bruce: HEY THOR! look! It's a poptart tree!

Thor: 0.0 WHERE!?

[Thor left the chatroom]

Loki: My life just got much better

Tony: mhm

Loki: and it's bad again

Tony: -_-

Aldrich: GUYS! So yah know how me and Savin are zombies?

Bruce: You're not zombies

Aldrich: Ok so, we decided to take our zombieness to the next level

Bruce: Is zomebieness even word?

Tony: no

Aldrich: I'm sending yah the pics right now

Savin: check your phones guys! Ur about to get a load of selfies!

Steve: What's a selfie? Sounds stupid

Tony: that's because it is

Loki: Kind of like you, Tony

Tony: Loki, I swear, I will get Fury to use his twisted mind to torture u

Loki: Fury won't listen to you

Tony: pfff yes he will

Bruce: Actually he probably won't

Tony: Shut up, Bruce! You're supposed to defend your science bro!

Bruce: I couldn't lie to u, it would hurt ur feelings!

Steve: why are there pics of Aldrich and Savin with painted faces on my cellular device?

Nat: Holy shit! Wtf guys!

Clint: It's not Halloween, idiots!

Tony: You don't even look like cool zombies

Bruce: it looks like Thor did ur makeup

Aldrich: come on guys, we look rad!

Tony: Maybe if you were 3, you would look rad.

Clint: Dude, I'm posting this On the AIM website

Tony: I'm posting it on SHIELD

Steve: Yeah I'm sure Director Fury will love that, Tony

Tony: He will

[Angel_of_the_Lord joined the chatroom]

Clint: Ummm

Tony: Loki! You're not an angel! You're the devil! Or a demon!

Loki: *flips Tony the bird*

Angel_of_the_Lord: There is a demon on this magic website?

Tony: Steven Rogers! How many times do I have to tell you, it's called a chatroom!

Steve: You think I made another account on this infernal 'chatroom?'

Tony: oh yeah, forgot ur retarded

Steve: -_-

Angel_of_the_Lord: Umm I am unsure what I'm doing. But I do know that in this magic internet chatroom there are too men who died and are now alive. Plus, there is a demon.

Aldrich: The zombies would be Savin and I :)

Savin: We are proud!

Angel_of_the_Lord: Wonderful. You stay right there and I will find Sam and Dean.

Steve: Who is this Sam and Dean you speak of?

Loki: Who is the demon?

Tony: You're the demon, Loki.

Loki: -_- your the devil himself, Lucifer

Angel_of_the_Lord: Oh don't worry, Lucifer has been trapped in his cage. Hopefully for good, we don't need another apocalypse.

Tony: It's called being sarcastic, Angel. You sound like Steve. Who are you?

Angel_of_the_Lord: You will find out soon enough, Mr. Tony.

Tony: NO! I WILL FIND OUT NOW! SICK EM HULK!

Bruce: -_- screw u

[Bruce left the chatroom]

Tony: OH COME ON SCIENCE BRO! IT WAS A JOKE! UNLOCK THE DOOR TO OUR LAB!!

[Tony left the chatroom]

Nat: :/

[Nat left the chatroom]

Clint: caw caw motherfucker

Steve: Rude

Clint: Wanna go? Do ya wanna go?

Steve: Wanna go where?

Clint: *facepalm*

[Clint left the chatroom]

Steve: :/

[Steve left the chatroom]

Aldrich: Savin we should go touch up our makeup for more selfies

Savin: of course, sir.

Savin: but first

Savin: Let me take a selfie O<(0.0)>

[Aldrich left the chatroom]

Savin: SELFIE NATION

[Savin left the chatroom]

Angel_of_the_Lord: How do I leave?

Angel_of_the_Lord: What's a selfie?

Angel_of_the_Lord: Am I alone now?

Angel_of_the_Lord: Hello? Anyone? Sam? Dean? Other people? Hello?

Angel_of_the_Lord: I guess I'm stuck here. Better give Sam and Dean a call.

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