Justice League Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Chapter 8: Jetfire

With Wheelie and Simmons on their side, Sam, Mikaela, Leo, Oliver, Barry, Cisco, Kara, and Sara head off to Washington to find an old Transformer who can translate the language of the Primes. They reach to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Simmons looks at the building and with a smile on his face.

"Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. All I ever wanted to be is an astronaut." Simmons said, "Hold those." He rips off his pants and replaces them with khakis, "What? I wear them when I'm in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing. Okay Watches synchronized, Sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name." He gives them a pill."Okay take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. Tricks the polygraph every time. Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road." He pulls out a taser and Leo freaks out.

"Whoa,whoa, no, listen, I can't do this." He said.

"Yes." Simmons answered.

"I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns. I don't want to die."

"Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid, kid, kid." Simmons grabs Leo, "You compromise this mission, you're dead to me. Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter."

Inside the museum, people are leaving the building.

"The museum is now closing." The announcer said.

Leo burst from the bathroom with his pants down.

"Yo, baba! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper! You got any out here? Please tell me you do?"

"Sir! I suggest you get in there. The museum is closed!" The security guard said.

"Listen, man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important. All right? Thumper dumper. I got to go. All right."

-"Sir, you are a grown, naked man around children. Pull your pants up and exit building."

"I'm not going anywhere." Leo heads back in the bathroom stall with the guard.

"You got that paper, right, sir? You should be embarrassed. This is a family museum, sir."

Leo readies the taser. "Come on..." He tases the guard in the hand and falls to the ground. Leo gets out of the stall but he tases himself and falls to the guard. Simmons then enters wearing a pilot outfit.

"What is going on here?" he asked before sees them in an awkward position.

"How many times-can you get tased in the nuts before you can't-have-kids? Huh? You know?" Leo asked.

"You are an amateur, man. A rank amateur. We just downed five guards. Five guards. Get your stuff and get out of here. Get out of-"

They meet up with Sam, Mikaela, Oliver, Barry, Cisco, Kara, and, Sara.

"Give me a second here."

"I got to get the tracker, all right?"

Mikaela opens the box and Wheelie comes out.

"Be good." She warns him.

"I'll claustrophobic." He said.

"Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going... He knows something." Simmons said.

"What?" Sam asked.

"He knows something!"

They quickly follow Simmons and Wheelie.

"You got what I got?" Simmons asked.

"Yeah." Sam said,

They stop in front of a SR-71 Blackbird.