My Bizarre Love: Part2

MBL FIRST ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!!!! - Rohan's Rokakaka Adventure

AN: Guys it has been one yeer sense HotelCali (aka Rin-chen) made CBL!!!!!! I am so proud dat we made it this far u guys, an dI really hope good luck 2 all of u and the rest of MBL's future! Btw, this shirt story is Actually CANON 2 da story, not like the Krismas and Halloween specials. It just takes place frum Rohan's POB. Thangs, and remember to go ceck out HotelCali on Ao3, she's gots some Kawaii stuffs there!!!

Hello, my name is Kisibe Rohan but my friends (and students) call me Bobby sometimes because I am calm a lot like Bob Rozz. I have wavy green hair dat looks like a pantbrush and a green spikey headband to keep it up. I manly wear painter's clothes with pen pins on them all over, as well as a dawing of my stand on my whit vans. I teach at JOJO high as the fart teach and I do art clud with my two favorite students Jolyne and Mista. 

My stand is Heaven's Floor, it can turn people and other stuff into books so I can write anything I want into them. 

I climbed out of my bed. I also liked to mayke Manga, so I had papers and drawings all over teh place in my dark room. Anyways, I went downstair to do manag stretches and made myself some eggs and toast, and den i left my $5 Mansion. 

As I walked out the door I saw that da Paperboi Josuke already threw out a pepper at my door. I picked it up and read it. "Japan Nijumara Valentino and her friends win the game against whammu" the paper said. I was interested, and walked out the sidewalk while reading, but I then ripped over something that I felt was round and spikey!

"Whahahahah!" I cried as I fell down. 

I then broke my toe and got up painfully. "Heavene's door, fix my toes" I said, as Heaven's Doo turned my foot into a book and fixed my bones.

"Now what has hit de great and sexy Rohan Kishibi in the fuut?" I asked myself. I looked down then to see a weird pink and spiky frit with yellow insides. It kinda looked lik a rock! I, Kushibe Rohan picked the Rokakaka up. I then turned it into a blog with Heaven's Door, and pecked apart the contents of et. 

I read the pidges aloud: "This ruit is da Rokakakan, it can do equivalence exchanges, and it was planted in RoGan Kishike's garden?!" I raid out the words confused. I then looked to my beloved Banana tree, and saw that there wuz a branch there wit Rokakaka's growing from it!

I gapsed in horrur, running up to my tree. "My bananaer tree, who hast defiled you???" I cried in agonie. My bountiful tree has been ruined! I began to cry, but once I looked harder at the fruits, I began to gets an idea.

"Wait, only a few people know about dis fruit, I can make an art piece from the Rorockan!" I realised intelligently. Yes, I Rohan knew what potential this fruit held! I could easily make a painting of this fruit and sell it at somewhere else! I then picked the rest of the Rokakaka off the tree, put dem in a book with Heaven's Roor, and ran off to the school.

Little did I kno, dat dis would set off a bizarre adventure for me...

When I got there, I ran up sweating and Painting (gett it?) to the art classroom, where the art club was bein held. When I got there, I saw my two must belofed students there, Jolyne and Mista! Jolyne was messin round with her strings, and Mista was listening to ASMR to calm himself down. I burst in thru the door. "Hey sorry I'm late guys, I was doing stuff" I said, walkimg over 2 my dicks.

I saw Jolyne smilin all happy and shit. I was curouse. "Joy, why you so exited, did we get any new people to art club??" I asked them excitedly. Joyce sighed. "No, sorry I was just thinkin bout how sexah Gabby looked with dat basketbool yesterday..." Jolyne said dreamily. I frowned at Jolyne, and then I sent Heaven's Door over two her and made her into a book.

She cried out "Hey wth Busta!!!" sef said as I went over and started writing sometin in her face book. "Im sorri Jolyne but I cannot allow u to be horny, horniness disracts people from doing art well!" I proclaimed. I then wrote down 'I will not be horni for five minutes' in her face and turned her back to normal.