My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chapter 45 - Dual of the Fiansays (Part 1)

AN: Guys is that how I spell "Finasays?" Plz tell me if I'm wrong.

When we got back from the aportion clinic, we walked thru da hospical doors. Trash was waiting for uas at the entreance. "So Gaffy, how didu ur abortion go?" asked Trish. "Well, I reject your decision, and I choose not to get my childe aborted." Trish sighed and faceplumed.

"Gappy, u broke the rules of fate, now you will have to goose between your lovers, just like picking between Edward and Jacob (Jacob is the bettwer one btw)". she explained in her gothic manner. "Yeah beut you only think he's better becuz ur bf is a wherewolf, Edwaurd is clearly da best one" Yasuho chimed. Kimmi then grabbed her. "Uhhh no, Jacob is sexaher than Edward." said Kimmi. They then started arguing as Trish rolled her eyes. "What preps they r." Trish then stole away my steel ball. "HEY!" I cried. She then protected Epitaph's vision into the ball. I peeed into it.

"Do u see that Gappe?" she asked me. I squinted at it untill I could see the visions clearly. I saw a yin and yang sign in the ball, and then it suddenly split into two. In the middle of da split win and dong, I saw a burning blood-red rose undernath a full moon. I looked away from da vision, it was so intense. "U see Gappy, that means the birth of yur baby will force your love to break apart, althought I cannot predict which side u will pick. But what u just saw is fated and cant be changed." she said darkly and goffickly. 

I felt some fear, but rembered my confidence and stood up to her. "Oh yea? Well I have a powert that can change fate: the powder of LOVE!" I said. She scoffed at me. "Nothing can change fate, not even the power of love. Trust me, I know that." she resounded. I glared at her. "Well guess what, I have a fallproof plan to save my love with both of them!" I said. "I will just tell Kakying and DIO that I was rapped by someone! Then I won't have to choose between them!" 

Trish dropped my balls. "Gappy, that plan is so retarded it just might work, but I still forsee a 90% chance of failure." "I like dose odds!" I exclaimed. I then got a brilliant idear. "Actually, wanna bet on dose odds?" I asked. Trish raced her eyebrow. "If your prefiction is correct, then I will never doubt you again, but if I win then you have to give me back the Redstone!" I exclaimed. Trish gasped. "Gappuie, do not be stupid at a time like dis! The red ston holds the fate of za world, you are unsuited to protect it!" She made a really good point. I almost did lose it to Pucci. But then I knew what to do. "Well, if your so confident in ur future telling ability, it would be fair to rewart me if u were wrong?" Trish tried to respond, but couldn't think of anything. She growled. "Fine, reatart." We then shook hands and waltzed out of the hospital. I saw Vanilla Ice talking to DIO and Kakyoin. I noticed that while Vanilla Ice was wearing sunblock so he didn't burn up, DIO wasn't, and he was perfectly fine in the sun. I was really weired out by that. 

"KAKYOIN! DIG!" I cried out. THe boys turned to me. "GAPEY!" they cried out. The both of them ran to me, trying to push each other out of the way. DIO then teleported, and I saw Kakyoin trip and fall! "Kaks!" I cried out, but DIO grabbed me into a hug. 

"Oh Japan, why did u leaf me at the hospital, you could have been killla!" she said to me. I saw Kakyoin holding his nee in agonie, and I pushed DITO away. "Frist, you have to apoligize to Kakyoin!" I demanded. DIO looked shocked. "But Gappy, that boi is a Santanic Goth! It goos against my Cristen principals to apologize to him."

"Wasn't part of bein Kristian about being kind to every one, even Tatanic people?" I demanded. I crosssed my arms in front of my big boobied chest, and DIO quickly went to Kakyoin to pick him up. Everybody knows that ur in big trouble if ur GF crosses her arms. 

The two rowdie boys came to me. "Gadie, where have you been?" asked Kekyoin smoothingly. I was always so calmed down by his dark chocolate smooth voice. 

"W-well, I actually got horrible news I have to tell you guys..." I said, my voice full of sorrow. "What?" they both asked. I breathed in a hrd sigh. I saw Trish looking over at me. "I-I was...RATED!" I exclaimed. Kakyoin and DIO looked shocked suddenly. "WHAT?!" they both yelled.

"And now I'm prognent with his babby!" I said. I started fake crying. I could tell that it was working on them! I was always the best in acting class, after all. The boys both then came to hug me. Being beetween their humungus man titties made me feel a lot better.

"But Gapan derest, who raped you?" asked DIO. "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Shit! I hadn't thot that far! Trish faceplamed again. But just then, I saw Joshu coming out of the hospital in a wheelchair! He was always the second creepiest guy at school after Fugo, so he was perfect! "IT WAS HIM!" I creid out and painted to him. He looked confused. "What?" he asked in his rat like voice. 

"You BASTARD!" cried Kakyoin. He sent out Hieropant green and wrapped it tentacles around Joshu. He started chooking him. But then he started putting the tentacles into Joshu's bodie through his butt! "THis is what you get for rapping my true love! Have a tase of your own medicine!" said Kakyoin angrily. "WAIT! PLEASE STOP! IM INNOCENT!" cried Joshu. But it was too late. Hierofat took over his body, and began to slam it around into the ground. Trish and Vanilla Ice were laughing at Joshu. Me, Kimmi, and Yasuho were horrified. "I can't look!" said Yasuho. 

I thought it was over, but then DIO came charging. "Don't take all da fun, Kakyoin!" said DIO. Kakyoin quickly took out Hirophant. Then dio stopped time, and punched Joshu in stopped time. "MUDA MUD MUDA MUDA MUDDA MUDA!" When time came back, I saw Joshu fly back into the wall! But DIO wasn't dome yet. As Joshu began to get up, he threw his knives into the air, and jumped off of them, kicking them right into Joshu. "NOOOO! Please Don;t kill me!!!!!!!" cried Joshu, but it was too late. the knives went into his critical points and he instantly died. 

Kimmi and Yasuho had looked away, and I felt like a monster. Joshu was innocent, and my two lovers just killed him because of my lie! They came over me. "We did it Gappy! We killed that preppy rapist!" said Kakyoin happily. I was spacing out, thinking about how awfull that was. But then I remembered that I was doing this for love! BEsides, Joshu was creepy anyways, he would have rapied some other gurl anyways. "T-thank you." I said, hugging the both of them again. I was so happy. I let go of them and looke dup to them. "I'm gong to give da baby to the adoption center, so we dont have to worry about raising him." I said. They both sighed in relief.

"Well, how about you and I go on a date in celebration of that?" said DIO seductively. I giggled. But then Kakyoin butted in. "Hey, I deserve to go on a date with her too! I did fiftey persent of killing Joshu!" he exclaimed whinily. DIO did a heel turn to him. "Your stupit ass wouldn't have killed him at all without my super powerful stand!" said DIO. "No I could have, I was just holding back my gothick rage! It would have killed you AND Joshoe is I had used it!" They had started bickering again, and I got depressed. Maybe they wouldn't get along after all...Then I looked at Trish smirking at me, and felt inspired to stop her prefixtion from happening!

I pulled Kimmi and Yassie close, so we could plan in secret. We whispered to each other for a while, and then turned back to Kaks and DIO, who were beating each other up. "Yeah take dat u sissy goth bitch!" said DIO as he punched Kakyoin. "HEY, STOP IT YOU TWO, I KNOW HOW TO SETTLE THIS!" I said asssertively. They turned to me. "Both of you come to Black Sabbath gym, there we will decide who gets to go on a date with me!" DIO looked shocked. "b-b-b-b-b-b-but Gappy, you can't go on a date wit a sinful bitch like him!" I held DIO's hed in my hands. "It will only be four one night, and besides, he isn't guaranteed to win the date."

"What are we going to be doing???" asked Kakyoin. I grinned. "You two will be working up a sweat!"

AN 2: Okay guys itz ya girl Tooruhatersclub here, I gust want to say two things: First, I learned its Fiancees not Fiansays. Second sorri but I changed tha ending of this chapter, I got too much righter's block from where I left off the storey so I'm changing it so I can make better ideas! Stay tuned for da next one, I hop to get chapters out more than monthly.