My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chapper 50 - It's Colt Outside

AN: It's New Yeerz Motherfuckerzz!!!!!!!!! I want u gays toi put your revolutions in the comments, mine are 1.) Play a beethoven sung on my new keybored with my fat ass. 2.) Suck massive sick. I have yet to lose my mouth virginity, and I will this year because a fortune lady told me I wood. 3rd is get bigger boobs.

We came to the Joestart Mantion. There was already another carriage that had made it hear before us. The one dat was in the carrige was Dio! He strutted out all eloquently. "Why hello dearest brothel Jonathan~" He said in a fancy, quivering, sexy, british accent. He kinda sounded like Harry Styles. 

Then, someone else came frum his carriage. It was dis preppy looking blonde girl wearing victurian clothz. Who was dis woman I wondered to myself. Trish, reading my mind with Super Epitaph, whispered to me "dat is Ariana". She said.

"Hellow brother Giove." said Jonathan. Dio must have had to change his name when he was adopted into the Joestar family, I thought to myself. "Wait: Are deez the lovely ladies from da pub? Jonathan, you shuld know better than to bring random women home, it is nut proper!" said Giove. Johnny streamed at being called a girl again. "But Giove, it is teh gentelmanly thing to do." Joanathan responded. 

Geode was eyeing us over, until he looked at me. His eyes widened and his moth opened. He was starstruck by my beauty, I could tell. He quickly regained his composure. "Uhh well if that's how u want to be, then so be it, my promiscuous brother." he said, gong inside with Ferina.

Jonathang truned to us now that Giove was gone. "I'm sorry 4 da rude behavior of my brother, he is only concerned with being royilty since he grew up poor." he said. We went inside the mansion, it was huge and fancy, with a black and white chess pattern floor and blood red carpets. Jonathan went over to a stone mask on the wall. "Josefina, u ant I simply musk discuss archeology soon, dis mask is my gratest discovery, I must know how u gut dat red stone!"

We walked up the stares. A coufh came from a nearby room. "Jonathan, get in here!" I heard Jove call out from inside the room. I caught a wooried look in Jonfang's eyes. "uh...hold on, I have to attent to somefing. VANILLA ICE!" he said, clapping his hands. Did I hear him right? Then, from the hall, a bulter with familiar brown hair and heart headbend came to us.

It WAS Vanilla Ice! "Plez take these gentlemen and gentlewomen to their rums, please." said Jonathan before hurrying off. We were left alone with Vanal Ice. He smiled to us politely. Me, Trish, and Hot pants were looking at him in shock. Johnny seemed confused with us becouse he had never met Canilla Ice. 

"Please, let me escort you all into the guest rooms" he said. His voice sounded completely different from his gruff wherewolf voice. He started walking to the guest room and we followed him. On the waye there, I could swear I saw a single tear roll down Trish's cheeck. We went into the room. "I will be back soon with fresh food and water, just wait there sir nd madames. Then he closed the door.

"Okay, now what?" Johnny asked, using the skin to go from his wheelchair to the bed. "First thing's first. This may sound cruel, but I used Super Epifat, and saw dat out best chance of success is if we kill Jonathan or Giove." she said.

"What?!" I cried out surprised. "Yes Gapan, we must kill one of them to prevent the future. Personally, I choose Jonagang because he caused dis whole debabcle anyways by stealing Elina from Dio." she said. 

"Wait wait wait white white a minute there, we can't just fuckien kill Jonathan, that would kill his desendants who did nothing wrong. Besides, he is da first and only person to heal my lags, you can't take dat away from me! I saw we kill Giove insteat!" said Johnny. "N-no! You'll still kill Hiorno too!" I crid. "Hey, a few eggs need to be cracked sometines." said Johnny.