My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chapter 53-Bitches, Wherewolves, and Vampires

WARNING! SUME ESPLIXIT SEX IS IN THIS CHAPTER! BE WARNED!

I gut out of the bathroom when Trish finished telling me the plan. I felt like puking when she tod me, but I was ghost rn so I couldn't. I floated above da dining room and observed what was happening. Giove was desperately shaking Erina awake. "Plz!!! I can't loose you!" he cried. Jonathan jumped across the diner table, knocking over the turkey.

"STOP BROTHEL! YOU'LL KILL HER!" he said, stopping Giove. He shoved Giove out of the way and pit his hands on Erina's fourhead. "She's burning up, she must have a fever. That's why she was hysterical!" he said. "I will find her a place to rest immediately!" Jonathan said, heroically ruining up the stars. Vanilla Ice went with him too. Eren was actually hot because her face landed on mushed potatoes, but whatever, it still worked.

Giove began to cry. "I dot want her to die! My life is failing apart!" he said, sobbing into the table. George just scuffed at him. "Dat is what you get for bringing home a catholic Scottits girl." he said pretendously. "SHUT UP!" said Giove angrily. Just then, Trish came out of the bafroom. "Hey everyone, what-"

"WITCH!!!" cried Giove, pointing at her. 

"Egg-fucking-squeeze me?" said Trash sarcastically. "DOT LIE BITCH! DARENA FELL WHEN YOU PASSED BY HER! You've been hexing her all nite!" he accused her. "Now dat you say it, it does make a lot of spense." said Spearwagon. George nooted in a greement. "HEYW! U can't juts accuse my mum of witcrap!" said Hot Pants. "Yesh who the fuck do u think u are?!" cried Johnny. "Brattish nobles dats who!" said Giove.

Just as he said that, hot fants threw cranberry sauce in his face. For a second, everyone was silent. But then Speetwagon shouted "FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!" and smacked Johnny with a torkey leg. Everyone in the room then started food fighting each other. Giove charged at Trish, but she smashed a plate over his head. Quickly, Vanilla Ice came down and began trying to stop the commotion. I knew that was my cue.

I photed up into Jonathan's bedroom, where Erina was on the bed. He was tenderly wiping da shit off her face with a handkercheif. She was sightly dazed. "Ohhh I swear I wuz possessed Jonathan! Dis force suddenly took ovur my body and I blicked out!" she exclaimed. "It wuz nut that, Spreadwagon recognized that you had hysteria. We will get you a doctor soon to see what dis es all about." said Johnathan warmly. "Oh heavens, I hop dat I don't have yellow fevir!" she said concernedly.

"Juts stay calm, tis probably your emotions overwhelming you." Jonathan said conforting her. When he put his hand on her right arm, she got a devious smile on her face. "Oh you're quite right, innit Mr Joestar." she moved his bulky arm to her thigh, and forced him to caress it. He pulled bak in shock. "M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Mizz Erina! What r u doing?" He said scared and confused. I knew what she was doing. She knew about our plan and was trying to initiate it now because she was hrony for Jonaghan. "Ohhhhh Jonny boy, you said I hafe overwhelming emotions? Well I do. I want u so badly. Giove isn't half da man dat you are. Please Jonathin...Let me give myslef to you..." she said sluttily, as she started to expose her boowbs. Jonathan looked horrified.

"N-NO! I cannut allow you too cheat on Giove. His mentol health is deterioting and if u cheat wit me who knows what hell do! Quit dis disgraceful behavior! Be a gud finace and marry him! Good bye!" he said angrily as he began to strom off. Erina and I both gasped at his sudden assertiveness (but they couldn't heer me since I was still astrel projecting). "Please Jonathan don't leave me! I need u so badly!" She shooted as she leaped for his legs.

"Stop it you harlot! Lit me go!" he said. That was my cue. Soon Jonathin would leave, so I had to do what Tish asked of me fast, but I still felt like puking. I zoomed down to Jonathan and posessed his body. He collapsed on top of Erina.