My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chapter 49 - Bites the Dust

AN: Merry Kristmas giys!!! Hope you like dis viry special chapter for the holidays, and da next three will be cumming weakly (it's bin 2 years since weekly chapters!!!). Sadly dese 4 will be the very last of CBL!!! 😭😭😭 I m said to see dis series go but I wont 2 make these last chitters the very best! Thangs to Rin-chan for hleping and making the series! U rock!

I and Kimmie ran to Rash's room and flung her door open. I saw she was mediating while watching the cryptic ball and Hot Prants was shivering in fear in the corner. The ball was glowing and had a bunch of trippy patterns in it.

"TRISH! TIS AN EMERGENCY! DIO FUZED WIT DOPPIO AND-" she raiced her hand and silenced me. "I know. I forsaw wit epitpah. I knew dat u and Kimmi were cumming here." she spun her eyes up to us and stood from her seat. But when she did, I saw figures of four other arms coming frum hers. "And I also know a lot more now..." she said. Suddenly, her face splits apart into a bunch of other faces and her arms split into a bunch of other orms as well. I saw that she wasn't walking anymore, but floating. She looked like a sykick. "Holy shit is dis what yoga does to you? I need to try it more often!" said Kimmi. 

Trash retracted her faces and arms and pulled out a stand that looked like Spice Girl with Epitaph on it's forehead. "This...is SUPER EPITAPH! I got it when DIO fuse with Doppio." she said. "Hoooooooooow?" I asked. Trish then suddenly looked all sad. "Because...Beecuz...Doppio is my DAD!" she exclimed sandly. Me, Kimmi, Hot Pants, and a mystery voice in the vents all gasped! "That's right, he's my dad! Careless, loveless father, you would never understand! He mate me the way I em!" Trish floated over to the corn of the rum and started dying.  

Hot Pangs stopped shivering and spoke up. "You see, Doppio got her mother pregent at a yoing age and din't want to take care of her, so he left her abandoned at dis school for years, and dat is why her hearth became cold and turned to dark gothness." said Hot Pants. Then HP started sniffling! "She's just like me! TRISH IS ME!!!" she said, now sobbing as well. So that explained why Doppio was a vamyre, he wanted to be young forever so he didn't have to take car of Trish and pay childe support! And dat is also why Trish was so motherly and caring for Short Pants.

"Oh my god, gurl dat's so sad!" said Kimmi, all sad and stuff. She started to think about Whitesnake and the fact that he was probably most likely dead by now, and she started crying too. I did as well, because Kak was dead. Suddenly, the vents swung open! "Is dat an among us refereze?!" cried Kimmi. A crippled man fell out of the vents. It was Joanie! "OMG, it's the imposter!" Kimmi screamed. "No I'm not dumbshit, I'm Joghhy! Johnny Joestar!" "Johnny, your alive!" I said, running over and hugging him. "Yeah, I used Act Free on myself before I died of bullet wounds and entered the vents."

"But John, how did u kno I was in Thrash's romm?" I asked him. Johnny sudden;y looked all sad and shit. "Gapan, I didn't ever want u 2 here about this, but I have no choice." He then took off his shirt and showed me his right shulder. He had a four pointed star tatto that looked like my four pointed star birthmark that was also on my right shoulder. "Wooh Johnny, what a coicidecne. Where dit u get that tattoo that looks like my borthmark?" I asked. "It's not a tattoo dummy, it's da same berthmark. U and I are brother and sister!" 

My eyes bulged out of my head and everyone gasped. "N-no, your wrong, that's crazie! My parents gave birth to me! You look nothing lik dem!". Johnny crossed his arms, he probably thot I was autistic. Wish pipped up. "Gapan, did u never take sex ed? Two men can't make babys." "B-b-but I was told I was a butt baby!" I refarted. "No such thing." said Hot Pants. My head was spinning, and I knew Johnny didn't use Tusk on me. "Can you explain?" I asked. He then sat us down to tell us (except for Trish, who was still floating).

"It all started seveteen years ago..."

FLASHBACK

Little five yeer old Lohnny was sitting in the car next to his young newborn sister, Josefina Joestar (dey weren't related to da other Joestar family, it's just a common last name like Smith or granger). His parents were in the front seat. "So I'm now a brother huh? U guys won't love me anymore?" asked Little Johnny, sniveling. His mother laughed. "Oh Johnny, ure so silly, we'll always love u. We will love you until the day we die."