My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chptr 52 - Gappy teh Plotergeist

I couldn't sleep that nite. All I could think about was Giove and how much I was missing out. I was such a fool to be messin aroud with him. I was throwing a rock back and fort against the cell wall, until I heard the prisoneir next to me yell "OI SHUT IT WIT ALL ZAT RACKIT BITCH!"

"Who are you calling a bitch, you dirty whore?" I said all Britishly. The other girls who were awake gasped. "What did u juts say too me?" she demanded. I turned to look at her. She was blonde and wearing a fuzzie brown hat and super cute matching fluffy coat, she had on a red suit underneat with flowers on them and was wearing pink dipstick. She looked german. I would have felt bad for calling her a hore if she wasn't meen to me before.

"Dats roight, I claled u a dirty whore, I bet you so desperite for sick that you will even suck an Iritsh guy off!" I roasted her. "OOOOOOOHH!" said the other girls. She looked frusturated now. "Well, youz look like you gut into pizon becauze you couldn't keep ur pussy outta ur pants and slept around with a bunch of guys!" she said. 

"HELL YEAH SHE JUST GUT ROASTED!" another girl said. I did a brief gasp. She must be really good at reafding people if she notaced that about me without even hearing my life story. But whatever, I had to rebound quick or I would look weak. This is how you got power in a real girl's world. I breathed in hart and prepared the biggest roost I think I've ever made.

"WHILE U WERE BEHIND BARS I WAS SPITTING BARS

LITTLE GERMAIN ASS HOE LOOKING LIKE JAMES CHARLES

OH UR A GEOLOGIST? IM A SEXOLOGIST I GET MORE DICK, PUSS, AND BUTT THAN A HERBOLOGIST

ARE YOU A FEMBOI, WITH THAT SMALL CHEST YOU CAN PASS

WEARING ROSE LIKE ROSA PARKS, WANNA KNO WHI? CUX YOU WERE ALWAITS IN THE BAK I'M ALWAYS IN DA FRONT!" I raped.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" all the girl started cheering me. A guard banged his nightstick againt the bars. "SHUT UP! GO THE FUCK TO BED YOU CRACKHEADS!" he yelled. The german girl just stared in shock at me. I had learned to rap battle from Kimmi, who lernt it from Whitesncake. The girl then smiled at me a chuckled. "I didn't unserstand half of what u said, but you have me beat madame." she said respectfully. I kinda blushed. "o-oh thank you, I'm nut very good..." I said bashfully and twinkling my fingers.

"You wanna be prison chums?" I asked her. "Zat sounds good. My name is Dx. Ferdinad" she said.

For a while I talked to her about how I ented up in prism and all the stuffs before that. When I was done, she looked at me like she felt sorri for me but also wasn't trying to laugh at me. "Oh my god, zat storie is so crazy and bizzare" she said, holding in a giggle. 

"Whit about you?" asked I, playing my harmoanica.

"Well, you zee, I ended up here becauz I like to collect exotic drugs." she said. My face perked up and I stopped playing harmocina. I always wanted to dew harder durgs, but I couldn't because my parnets would have grounded me. Now I was free to. "I went here to collect mythical mushrooms from Scutland, but I got arrested fir nut paying a shroom lisense, and now I'm here." teh docotr said. 

Suddenly, and idea I had. "Do u still have some?" i begged her. She pulled some out of her pocket. "Sure, u can have them". "SWEET!" I cried as I put my hand through my bars and took the shrums. "Juts don't have a seizure or else they will put me in person for longer." she said. I nooded and gobbled the shrooms donw. 

I went to my prison bed, starred at teh moon thru my bars, and bagan to trip out. I saw a whole bunch of swirly patterns like a Ban Gogh painting and started to feel like O loved everything. Then I flet my soul float out of my body

(AN: For people who haven't taken srugs or shrooms, dis is what happins. My frind Jose told me)

I floated out of my room, out of my prison, and into da british night. "Holy shit, I'm astral projecting!" I exclaimed. I was all transparent and blue. I started to soar thru da sky like Peter Pan and looking at Birtain below. But I had no time to waste, I strted flying my way to the Joestar Manor.