My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chapter 37 ~ Vanilla Ice Crream (get it?)

AN: Guts I am sorri 4 bein away 4 so long, I had impotent stuffs to do!!!! I want to see a Soul'D Out concerto in Japan wif my family and I was also playing Deltaruin, don't flame! I was so happy to see Diggey Mo0 at the concert, I hope u guys all like the chapter anyways.

Three days after I, Johnny, and Yasuho had beated Wammu and Koichi at basketbail (that fat fuck Gotaro escaoed), I was going to school for another days. Earlier in the morn I had pat on a hot pink and blue tank top, ripped black cords, and some fresh hoes. 

So as I was walking to school, I went into through the front entrenze to the school, but as I was looking at my phone and drinking my Starfucks Fapuchino, I then clashed into someone who was really tall and buff! My phone hit the floor, and my coffee fell all over it! I cried in ditrest. "No, that cost me $500 moneys!" I said as I picked up my soppin wet phone which was also now cracked. I growled in anger.

I turned to the buff guy who had hit me, and saw that he twas walking away! I logged at him in anger. "Bastard!" I shouted. He truened around. "You talkin to me?" He asked in a gruff, wolflike voice. I regartted saying it to him, because I could then see that he was a super hot guy with flowing white hair, really sexah buff arms, a all black jacket that had the letters "VI' on the sides, and a leoterd and some sexy spikey boots. His face was all white with foundation, and he had black lipstick! 

I bushed an looked away for a moment. He was so sexah, he was like a perfect combo between DIO and Kak, so dreamy..."Hey whats ya name?" he asked in an intimating voice. I yeeped and jumped back. "M-my name is Gappy, what yours?" I asked. "I won't tell until I know who called me a Bastard." he said. I nervously looked around. I saw Yukkako and her fiends laughing as they walked down the hallways.

"It twas her" I lied, painting to her. Yanilla Vice then stormed off to Yukako. When she truend to face him, he then punched her in the face twice! "AH!" the bitch screamed as she fell back. I saw that he makeup had been smeered, and her face got all fucked up! "You bastard, my dads a lawyer, he can get u for this-" she tried to say, but then Ice puts his fingers in Yukao's veins and started scucking her blood, just like DIO!

Yukaka then turned all pale and white, and fell over on the floor. Her friends screamed and all ran away. I gasped in horrir. "Don't worry sehs alive." said VI as he went back up to me. 

Just then. Someone in a yellow lambrogandhi came rolling up the the school, driving on the sidewalks! He killed a few kids along the ways and laughed out his window as they screamed. Then he stopped at the front of the school and came in. It was DIO!

"Oh why hello my lovely Gapan." said DIo happily. Then he saw Vanilla Ibe, and smiled cockily. "Oh my dearest Gappy, I see dat u half met my friend." he said. I coked my head. DIo and Vanilla were friends?

"Dats right, DIO and I have been homies 4 a lung time. We go way back to Victorian Times. He has told me a lots about you Fappy." explainmmed Vanilla Ice. I smiled. "So I guess Helena Ice is a vampyre like yous DIO?" I asked. Vanilla shook his head. "No, I am nut a vampire, I am a werewolf." he said.

I cracked my head. "What's the difference?" I asked. DIO stepped forward wisely. "Well you see my sweatiest dearest Gahan, vampures can turn into bat forms and are allergic to sunlight and crosses, while werewolves can be werewolf formes and are allergic to silver and crosses. Da differences are imporetent." he explained.  

Then the bell rang! My eyes pooped open. "Oh shit, I be late for class!" I cried out. I picked up my bags and stuff and ran off. "Bye DIO, by Ice!" I cried as I took off. I saw DIO kissing me goodbye sexily and floating away, but Vanilla Oice was following me, running really fast!

"Wait, which class do u have?" asked him. "I have Cooking class right now!" I cried as we ran. He laughed "lol me too. Want to make it there faster?" he asked me. "Sure" said I. I then eeped as Vanilla Nice then garbbed me and put me on his back. "WoOoOoOoOoAaAaAaAaAaAaAah!" I CRIED as he then turned into his grey wherewolf form and started running on all foures to class!